I had my first Rustler's in over a year this morning for breakfast, the rib one. It wasn't unpleasent.
And i'll have you know that I'm the watermellon king.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 13:40, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Nah you're not, Ainsley Harriott is.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 13:42, Reply)

Edgy.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 13:48, Reply)

u no dat

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 13:50, Reply)

I'd eat him under the table in a watermelon-off. I don't care how big his hands are.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 13:50, Reply)

I challange anyone in the world in who can eat more water melon than me in one sitting.
I don't think its possible. I'll eat and eat and eat until I have to piss and then i'll eat some more.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 13:50, Reply)

It's kind of like eating a liquid innit

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 13:56, Reply)

Exactly.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 13:56, Reply)

Is a Rustler's Burger the microwave one?
Aldi used to do a microwave Doner Kebab, that wasn't too bad.
I had a prawn and Horseradish salad, with toast, followed by fruit and croissants. Fucking beat that.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 13:45, Reply)

I have a job.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 13:46, Reply)

10/10

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 13:47, Reply)

Work is overrated.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 13:49, Reply)

I'm rather partial to the rib one myself

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 14:15, Reply)