I just split my hollandaise sauce AND those were my last two duck eggs
fuck sake
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 21:23, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

That must have driven you quackers.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 21:26, Reply)

Ok, now you can LTI.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 21:27, Reply)

I hope you run out of beer and weed.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 21:27, Reply)

:'(

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 21:28, Reply)

haha!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 21:30, Reply)

Get over it, hippy.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 21:35, Reply)

lols
a second away to drain the asparagus and boom, sauce ruined
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 21:28, Reply)

Use HP sauce instead.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 21:29, Reply)

I just bit into a peppercorn
My eyes are watering
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 21:30, Reply)

haha!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 21:30, Reply)

At least I don't shove them down my bell end and force the hamster to suck them back out

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 21:33, Reply)

1 - 0 Swipe.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 21:34, Reply)

she just tinkled on me :'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 21:34, Reply)

your diets are getting more and more ridiculous

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 21:40, Reply)

is it irony if a fat chick is constantly dieting but never loses any of her pendulous bulk?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 21:43, Reply)

Haha
I am on a mental month this month. 500 cals a day and at least an hour's exercise every day. Work and a few other things have made me really unhappy/stressed and the control helps. Or something...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 21:44, Reply)

yeah work sucks, plus it leaves me no time to excercise

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 21:44, Reply)

It's hard to fit it in
I walked home tonight, but that means I left for work at about 7.30 and got home at 9.30. Shattering. And I guess you want to get home to see the crotchfruit
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 21:49, Reply)

yeah she complicates everything

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 21:56, Reply)

How terribly normal for you.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Jun 2013, 21:58, Reply)

er yeah...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 21:59, Reply)

I'm saying that Swipe doesn't even have a cat she can go home and project onto.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Jun 2013, 22:05, Reply)

haha
Comfort-eating fat chick.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 21:45, Reply)

Shush little boy

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 21:48, Reply)

haha spare tyre

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 21:50, Reply)

Yeah, going on holiday is really stressful.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 21:46, Reply)

the thought of being seen in her swimming cossie was giving her anxiety attacks

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 21:46, Reply)

alright battered

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 21:49, Reply)

alright Hartley Hare

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 21:50, Reply)

FUCK

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 21:51, Reply)

YOU

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 21:51, Reply)

haha!
Upset and online!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 21:52, Reply)

It is when it's only a week
You end up working til midnight every night the week before and then being totally overworked when you get back. Humph.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 21:48, Reply)

worked weight
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 21:49, Reply)

I know what you mean.
I've been on about taking the Doris away for months, but there is never a good time to take time off.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 21:49, Reply)

I've only had one two week holiday in the last few years
But it was totally worth it - after the end of the first week, you truly relax and stop giving a fuck!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 21:50, Reply)

not done it in years, aside from a Christmas but that involves relatives so is not relaxing

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 21:52, Reply)

Xmas
Means you can start drinking Glenfarclas at 10am.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 21:53, Reply)

i don't have an alcohol problem thanks
are you sure you're not battered?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 21:59, Reply)

Pretty certain.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 21:59, Reply)

Some of the best holidays I ever had lasted 3 weeks.
One week to get into it, second week thinking "Normally we'd be thinking about going home shortly, but we don't have to; get in!", and being about ready to go home late into the third week.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Jun 2013, 21:54, Reply)

CSB

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 21:54, Reply)

Cunty Scrotum Bollocks?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Jun 2013, 21:55, Reply)

Cool. Story. Bro.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 21:57, Reply)

I'm so out of touch.
That said, 3 weeks touring the west coast of America, followed by 3 weeks touring the far east was a chore; I'm glad i can't do it now.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Jun 2013, 21:59, Reply)

Alright DG
When it looked like my contract was going to come to an end, I started looking at renting a Spanish villa for a couple of months, as long as it had an internet connection, there was no reason why I couldn't find work from there.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 21:56, Reply)

jelly bags

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 21:58, Reply)

That's Jeff, not Swipe.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 21:59, Reply)

?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 21:59, Reply)

Bent. Spastic.
That's all you need to know.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Jun 2013, 22:03, Reply)

'ow biss, Jethro?
I've just received a very flattering character reference from an extremely high-ranking nun. I expect great things from now on.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Jun 2013, 22:00, Reply)

Not bad thanks.
You get any feedback on those applications you made?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 22:01, Reply)

Not yet, but the closing dates aren't until the end of this week
and the end of next.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Jun 2013, 22:02, Reply)