there's a woman drinking Strongbow Pear on my train.
How common, she's not even Scottish, which would somewhat explain drinking cheap alcohol before 9am.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 8:31, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I've had alcohol before 9am on hundreds of occasions
I still didn't do it in public.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 8:31, Reply)

Hi Stunned!

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 8:33, Reply)

they're also fare dodging.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 8:33, Reply)

When I was younger, I used to fare dodge a lot
Now, I simply don't see the point. If I get on the right train, it's only £3.80 if I pay in advance. If I get caught on the train without it, it's about £8.00, simply not worth it.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 8:39, Reply)

When I moved offices from Fulham to here, I went from Zone 2 to Zone 4.
It's an unmanned station so I winged it with my Zone 2 travelcard, saving about £40 a month, I thought I'd do it until I got caught, it took 18 months - that was well worth it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 8:41, Reply)

See, that's fair enough

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 8:45, Reply)

It was a calculated risk, and the moment I got collared I packed it in, so never even got a fine.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 8:47, Reply)

Best idea really
Whenever I was caught, I accepted it, and paid without a question. I've seen others kick off about it, never understood that...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 8:50, Reply)

I saw a guy on a bus kick off and get himself arrested over a fine
He was pissed off because like a lot of people he paid his 70p and then ripped up the ticket. I would have just said "look I don't have the money on me" and given them a fake name and address.
( Peej, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 8:54, Reply)

Mental.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 9:00, Reply)

Hey Mon!
You didn't happen to mistake a deer for a tramp whilst buying your Cheerios in Tesco t'other day did you?
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 8:54, Reply)

I sure did!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 8:55, Reply)

The best thing about it is that the police don't even care.

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 8:56, Reply)

Couldn't. Give. A. Shit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 9:02, Reply)

Hahaha, aww bless. £8 fine. That's adorable.
"SO YOU'LL ONLY HAVE £2 POCKET MONEY ON THE WAY HOME, SO NO 10-PACK* FOR YOU ! YOU NAUGHTY BOY !"

* if to ratio, then a 10-pack up your way would be about £1
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 9:39, Reply)

Nasty in multiple ways.
Perry - yuck.
Public transport - yuck.
Time of day for consuming alcohol - yuck.
Having to share a train with Dozer - yuck.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 8:32, Reply)

Last point is probably why she is drinking

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 8:34, Reply)

they have that ghastly York accent too

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 8:34, Reply)

How many Strongbows will it take before she starts to find him attractive?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 8:37, Reply)

327 cans.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 8:39, Reply)

Strongbow is shit.
The end.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 8:40, Reply)