My memory is shit
I'm hoping to have such a night this Saturday. At a navy ball, kilt on and a free bar.

Alt: Probably Batts I would think.

AltAlt: If you're excluding cricket from a discussion on sport, then you're either a) retarded or b) never stood with a bat in your hand while a gentleman propels a leather ball at your head at 80mph.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 12 Jun 2013, 12:09, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Rev, mate, you'll like this
Apparently this David Warner stuff kicked off, Root was accompanied in the bar by Stuart Broad and Steven Finn. So Warner may be a twat, but not a suicidal twat.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 12:15, Reply)

Oh come on
They might look big, but Broad and Finn would be as handy in a scuffle as my gran. And she's been dead for 18 months.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 12:19, Reply)

According to Wikipedia...
Finn 6ft 7in, Broad 6ft 5in, Root 6ft

Warner 5ft 7in. Oh dear. Small man syndrome. When will these short-arses learn their place?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 12 Jun 2013, 12:25, Reply)

Root might be 6'
but he's still 12.

And his brother looks about 8.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 12:41, Reply)

Cos he picked on the shortest one?
Still not very smart, when he's got a big tall bloke either side of him. Silly twat probably fancies getting sent home so he can avoid the inevitable Ashes pummeling.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 12 Jun 2013, 12:22, Reply)

There's a lot of chat on the BBC live text about how it's not very English to look forward to giving the opposition a good kicking
or, similarly, that we shouldn't gloat if we murder them.

These people have got to be fucking kidding.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 12:35, Reply)

It's as English as rioting.

( Kroney, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 12:36, Reply)

You know what else is quintessentially English?
Getting battered at cricket by Australia, who then gloat like fuck.

Englishness can fuck right off, if the Ashes go as everyone predicts I'm going to spend my summer being most ungentlemanly and loving every second of it.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 12:38, Reply)

I'm planning on chartering a small plane to fly over Sydney towing a banner
that just says "fuck you all"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 12:40, Reply)

I fancy one of those "Aussies: Your country is uncouth" t-shirts

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 12:43, Reply)

If we all chip in maybe we can charter a BIG plane with A FUCKING HUGE banner

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 12 Jun 2013, 12:45, Reply)

Or we could just buy Sydney
And build a giant CDC in the harbour?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 12:47, Reply)

the bridge could form part of one testicle

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 13:04, Reply)

Nah, just wrap the bridge in pink taffeta (that Christo bloke could do it), and paint the Opera House roof pink
Job done, and the traffic spilling out of the end can be the semen on the pants of humanity.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 13:13, Reply)

I have tickets to the Sunday of the first test \o/

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 12:44, Reply)

Way things are going it'll be finished before then

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 12:45, Reply)

A gentlemans leathery balls have no business going at that speed towards your head
Unless Darth is giving you your morning gargle.
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 12:59, Reply)