So either you don't know how to talk, or this is an attempt at a humurous story which has really failed.
You don't ask someone if they have got wood. You say "Excuse me, do you have any wood?" which isn't at all sexually suggestive.

If you have some logs left over, you would say to the complete stranger "Excuse me, we have some wood left over, would you like it?"
(Bazongaloid, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 15:51, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I do love your unforgiving nature, Al.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 15:52, Reply)

I really said this several times
a little drunk at the time.

don't give a shit if you think its funny.

Thanks for the hate
( Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 15:52, Reply)

Don't take it personally, he's like this with everyone.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 15:55, Reply)

Ok

( Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 15:57, Reply)

Hey now, woah there
What's going on? This offends my delicate sensibilities. Heavy vibes, man.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 16:04, Reply)