I asked before but no one really answered
what should I get mrs ape for our third anniversary, leather. Consider that she doesn't need a bag, wallet or belt...i could get shoes, but she's got me shoes so...

alt: best forrin food that's not one of the normal ones like indian/chinese/thai/italian/french etc.

altalt: Where's frank, did he get binned by the authorities?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 14:31, 91 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Bullwhip?
Altalt, who's Frank?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 14:32, Reply)

A bag, women always seem to need more bags.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 14:33, Reply)

did you read the question?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 14:35, Reply)

I bet if you bought her a bag, she'd go "FUCK OFF I AM A WOMAN AND I HAVE ONE BAG, THIS IS ALL I NEED, WHY WOULD I NEED ANOTHER BAG ARE YOU A SPASTIC?"

(PsychoChomp, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 14:45, Reply)

yeah she would, she hates moving her crap from bag to bag, so when she's settled on a day to day bag, that's it settled

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 14:49, Reply)

She sounds like a right moody cunt.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 14:52, Reply)

Probably blobbing.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 14:53, Reply)

it seems quite likely

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 14:57, Reply)

get a patent leather tmpon

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 15:58, Reply)

A gimp suit
Alt: Jamaican

Altalt: Loony binned
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 14:33, Reply)

West Indian stuff is nom.
Ackee saltfish, rice ,n, pea, and a dumpling please. And some of that extra strong Guinness.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 14:37, Reply)

I don't think I have mentioned this before
But we have a Jamaican Takeaway across the road from us at work, they do a Giant Chicken Dumplings covered in spicy gravy the size of Muskmelon with pulled jerk chicken and gravy inside for only £2
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 14:39, Reply)

YOU HAVE NEVER MENTIONED THIS BEFORE

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 14:40, Reply)

I didn't think that I had

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 14:41, Reply)

Yeah but that's in The Badlands
if it was in London it'd be £7.50
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 14:42, Reply)

Damn straight I would still pay £7.50 for them, they are well lush

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 14:43, Reply)

do you order it in the accent?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 14:45, Reply)

I don't think that would be wise

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 14:45, Reply)

a cow
It's a "make your own" leather accessory kit.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 14:35, Reply)

I like this, can you get shetland cows?
like the horses?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 14:38, Reply)

miniaturebull.com/
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 14:41, Reply)

Boom, done!
it can live in the sitting room
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 14:45, Reply)

spanking paddle

( Kroney, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 14:38, Reply)

Gimp mask
alt: Caribbean

altalt: he did his usual erudite threadstarter two below this one. Probably has you on ignore, the mental fuckwit.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 14:38, Reply)

Something something Marr

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 14:41, Reply)

buy her a mint in box copy of final fantasy seven

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 14:43, Reply)

on which format though?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 14:44, Reply)

ps1 obv,
none of that platinum rubbish either
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 14:45, Reply)

^ Winner ^

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 14:46, Reply)

how is this leather?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 14:48, Reply)

I dunno, get a leather bookmark too if your wife is that shallow and unappreciative

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 15:49, Reply)

Well, Nakers.
Everybody's trying to help you out and you're not even bothering to comment.

You rude bastard, I hope you get herpes.
( Kroney, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 14:44, Reply)

again?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 14:45, Reply)

I was on the phone IT monkey

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 14:46, Reply)

alt: Uzbek Plov
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plov
(socynicalsohip, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 14:50, Reply)

BGB used to cook that.
It was well nom.
(Comrade Quixote rides again!, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 14:59, Reply)

I don't think you should bother getting her anything.
It's been three years now.

Alt: There are no better ones, that's why the usual ones have endured.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 14:52, Reply)

Do a leathery shit in her cunt

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 14:54, Reply)

Good point

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 14:56, Reply)

Oh God, I hate people.

( Kroney, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 14:55, Reply)

had an IT query deary?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 14:56, Reply)

Changing your password should not require twenty minutes and
having your hand held by an IT guy whilst you question and make sure of every single step "do I press switch user? do you want me to try to log in? it's asking me to change my password, should i do that?"

It's fucking pathetic.
( Kroney, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 14:59, Reply)

I have had the "pleasure" of dealing with your comapny in the distant past
so this stupidity doesn't surprise me
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 15:04, Reply)

One of the London branches?
Thank your lucky stars it wasn't one of the Welsh ones.
( Kroney, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 15:05, Reply)

I think it was Slough actually
this 13 years ago though
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 15:08, Reply)

Oh right
You'll be comforted to know that if you walked into it today, you probably wouldn't notice the difference.
( Kroney, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 15:10, Reply)

A fucking cow

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 14:56, Reply)

5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post1993359
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 14:57, Reply)

No, a 'fucking cow'
It can help to perform her wifely duties.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 14:58, Reply)

Word to the wise
They're not that great at handjobs.
Apart from that, a worthy investment.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 15:05, Reply)

Sporters will be devastated by this revelation

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 15:06, Reply)

I'd let her chew MY cud
If you know what I mean?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 15:08, Reply)

Gimp mask

(Comrade Quixote rides again!, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 14:57, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1993366
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 14:58, Reply)

yeah, yeah
it was just a dull and fucking predictable when you said it.
(Comrade Quixote rides again!, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 15:00, Reply)

Get her one of these:
tinyurl.com/n38wgyd
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 15:00, Reply)

There's only one thing that could make that sexier
Tit tattoos
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 15:03, Reply)

COR YEAH!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 15:03, Reply)

best of all the tatoos!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 15:04, Reply)

They sure are

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 15:05, Reply)

Alt: Mongolian-Italian fusion
Barbecue'd Yak lasgane, anyone?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 15:01, Reply)

Bullwhip

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 15:02, Reply)

Alt: Ethiopian
Barring the jokes about a plate with a single grain of rice on it, it's actually v nice. I'm also a fan of Mongolian BBQ.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 15:03, Reply)

Ethiopia was a Christian empire, is actually extremely fertile
and the only African nation to successfully militarily resist the Western colonial powers.

DULL FACT BOMB
( Kroney, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 15:04, Reply)

Lots of Africa is fertile/full of goodies in the ground
they are just incapable of properly managing their resources
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 15:07, Reply)

The population of Africa has a vastly more diverse genetic pool than people of other races
this is because every single other race on the planet is descended from just one African tribe.

DULL FACT BOMB
( Kroney, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 15:09, Reply)

incapable of properly managing their resources lazy, like most coloureds.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 15:09, Reply)

Yeah, droughts don't happen either.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 15:10, Reply)

I don't think droughts effect mining operations that much

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 15:11, Reply)

Yeah, mining operations don't need water.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 15:13, Reply)

Ask Battered

( Peej, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 15:33, Reply)

I got my wife a fucking awesome leather strappy see through thing from Ann Summers
so if your wife has a nice body like mine does, get her something like that. If however she is fat/ugly get her a bag.

Alt, I am quite fond of Japanese food but the stuff out there, not over here an wagamamamama is shit.

altalt. He's no Quinten
( Peej, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 15:25, Reply)

I quite miss Quinten
why has he stopped posting?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 15:28, Reply)

Nakers pissed him off

( Peej, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 15:30, Reply)

No he didn't

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 15:31, Reply)

Yeh he did, he gazzed me and said he was leaving and it was all nakers' fault

( Peej, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 15:32, Reply)

shhhh, you'll turn me into some sort of pariah

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 15:34, Reply)

With all that threatening to leave he did
it was quite surprising when he actually did it.
( Kroney, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 15:37, Reply)

What, how did I miss that?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 15:38, Reply)

pissed Sucked + and the board found out about it
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 15:31, Reply)

`found out about it were there.

BEST BASH EVA!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 15:37, Reply)

I heard Emvee shoved some lego up Harter's japs eye and he shat out Ed Sheeran

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 15:38, Reply)

Woah, fancy something different to try???
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/eating-this-exotic-meat-may-seriously-damage-your-health-8660895.html
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 15:26, Reply)

I suspect 'Anglosaxonmike' may be trolling these people.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 15:41, Reply)

he didn't have to put in much efort

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 15:48, Reply)

The Callao Mussels look rather nice
www.independent.co.uk/life-style/food-and-drink/features/ceviche-with-a-smile-chef-martin-morales-has-turned-south-americas-elegant-cuisine-into-one-of-londons-hottest-food-trends-8657714.html
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 15:56, Reply)