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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
so how much would I win if I put on £2?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 12:45,
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latest was 12 years ago)
If it is bleach or acid, I'll give you £4 back
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 12:46,
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i don't get it
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 12:47,
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neither do I
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Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 12:48,
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If Ape puts on £2 worth of bleach or acid
WTN
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 12:52,
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Can we swop the £ for lb
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 12:53,
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puts belach or acid on what?
I don't think either are legal currency
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 12:53,
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That'd be because your missus infected you eith AIDS.
The nasty one.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 12:50,
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Depends.
If you put two quid on it to win at 14/1 and it did win, your total return would be thirty quid, of which £28 would be profit.
Assuming you put on a quid each way, totalling a two quid bet and the horse won you'd probably be looking at just under £19, if it was placed you'd probably get back just under £4 assuming your bookie pays a quarter of the odds for a place.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 12:49,
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just remebered I can't access betting sites at work
let us know if it comes in though eh?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 12:52,
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Arr.
Will do.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 12:53,
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I don't understand what you just said.
Can you please translate that from commoner to educated person please.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 12:53,
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Betting, it's a mugs game.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 12:54,
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I prefer point to point really and a n ice simple tote bet
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 12:55,
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