yeah I mean lets be honest, no actually wacthes hockey do they

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 12:48, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

It's not a particularly effective spectator sport
the ball moves too fast.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 12:50, Reply)

yes dear x

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 12:51, Reply)

I used to go out with a girl that played hockey.
You play hockey, therefore you're a girl.

SCIENCED.
( Kroney, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 12:54, Reply)

alternative interpretation
you boned a man who liked to run around in skirts playing with sticks and balls
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 12:55, Reply)

Definitely a girl. Want me to send you aphoto?

( Kroney, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 12:56, Reply)

no
i do not want a titgaz. not from you, not from anyone.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 13:01, Reply)

Ha!

( Kroney, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 13:02, Reply)

lesbian gym teachers, maybe?
we once had to play indoor hockey and one of the male teachers was assisting. we got a royal bollocking because half of us weren't wearing our (big disgusting grey granny) gym knickers under our skirts, so when we bent over...

"girls! the proctor does NOT want to see a row of schoolgirls' knickers," bellowed the games teacher.

"er, i bet he does," one of the girls piped up, earning herself 2 weeks in detention.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 12:51, Reply)

and the next thing you know she's in the South of France with her teacher up to his back wheel in her

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 12:53, Reply)

this girl was a beast
one of those who already looked 18 when we were only 11. the court would have felt far too sorry for the teacher, believe me.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 12:54, Reply)

Do you still keep your gym knickers for special occasions?
*rubs hands together*
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 12:58, Reply)

wow

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 13:01, Reply)

^

( Kroney, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 13:02, Reply)

i guess spending all day at home "studying" he has quickly progressed, from teen, to barely legal to actual underage porn
I'll call the POlice, you call the Daily Express
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 13:06, Reply)

I say tomato,
you say tomater.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 13:07, Reply)

urgh
there are no words for how foul these things were. they would defeat viagra on a 13 year old boy getting his first glimpse of porn.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 13:02, Reply)

So no then.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 13:03, Reply)

i wear them to type on here

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 13:06, Reply)