Not drunk
Just...refreshed.

I bought another guitar today, dubble Aitch!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 16:30, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I caught it in an earlier thread
By then everyone had fucked off to this thread




When I say everyone.......I mean almost no one
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 16:31, Reply)

If there's something this place is full of, it's 'No Ones'

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 16:32, Reply)

:(

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 16:33, Reply)

Hey, you know I loves ya Porgie

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 16:35, Reply)

what guitar did you get, Tee Aitsche?
EDIT and how's the lap steel coming along?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 16:36, Reply)

A '61 Reissue SG
www.themusiczoo.com/images/7-31-12/13903_SG_61_Worn_Brown_TMN_107421572_1.jpg

Yeah, the lapsteel's loads of fun...I need a couple more bits for it though. A decent tone bar would be a start. I'm just using my guitar slide at the moment, and it's a bit light.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 16:42, Reply)

I have this:
www.richardsguitars.co.uk/acatalog/Epiphone_SG_Custom_Ivory_3_Pickups.html
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 16:44, Reply)

Oh nice
I've got an Epi G400 SG, and it's brilliant. They're really good value for money, the Epiphones.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 16:48, Reply)

What's the pickup selector on that guitar? 3 way or 5 way?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 16:49, Reply)

3
It plays great - the thin neck suits me hands better than my Tele, but there are a couple of buzzy frets: it needs setting up but I have no funds to get it done.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 16:50, Reply)

Ah, I could do it for you
If I lived nearer, that is.

I wonder if you could upgrade it and put in a 5 way. That's what I'd do, anyway.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 16:51, Reply)

If I'm honest I'm a fucking moron when it comes to tech stuff.
I just crank the reverb up and noodle away in a surf/garage style most of the time.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 16:56, Reply)

I'm a moron when it comes to everything
but I do know my way around a guitar.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 16:57, Reply)

That makes you 4.6% less of a moron than me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 16:58, Reply)

You're just saying that
As soon as windy pig turn turns up


You would drop me like b3th's chest when she takes her bra off
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 16:36, Reply)

haha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 16:37, Reply)

did you check this out?
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1998452


spooky or what
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 16:41, Reply)

'what'
I smell marketing bullshit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 16:45, Reply)

Maybe maybe the base is just not flat and it is the footfall
I would like to think it's a haunted shy statue
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 16:47, Reply)

As would I but seeing as Scooby-Doo isn't a documentary I fear it's not.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 16:51, Reply)

Ohhhhh Monts, I forgot you was away last week
Look what I got for Fathers day

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Razor-backed_musk_turtle
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 16:56, Reply)

I got a handmade card, which was fantastic.
Are you a turtle fan, then? It's quite a unique gift.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 17:02, Reply)

No I have no idea how I have come to be the owner of a Turtle
He's cute as fuck had him going mad in his tank yesterday chasing live prawns, still haven't named him though
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 17:04, Reply)

Touche Turtle OF COURSE

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 17:08, Reply)

Thought of that then I remembered I hated Touche Turtle
Some good suggestion were, Kroney's excellent "Polly" and Mighty Badgers "Ghengis FuckShell".

My suggestion of Terrence Fucknuts was not looked at kindly by the wife
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 17:13, Reply)

look wot I dun for my kid's treasure hunt:


Pretty good I reckon
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 17:28, Reply)

YAARRRRRR!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 17:39, Reply)

alright Loco

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 17:44, Reply)

Now that's just not true

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 16:41, Reply)

I'm bored Twoey and I'm stuck here till 5.30pm all this week

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 16:42, Reply)

Harsh
I've got fucking shingles, so I'm in quarantine. The downside to being able to work from home is that being sick is no longer an excuse :(
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 16:48, Reply)

That's one thing I miss about my old job working from home
You could sit there in your pants, drinking beer and working away
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 16:50, Reply)

I've taken great joy in telling my co-workers that I've worked in the nude before
Then all they can do is wonder if they've ever spoken to me on the phone while I'm in the nip.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 16:52, Reply)

hahaha
You should have also told them that your getting a new office chair for home and ask if anyone wants your old one.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 16:55, Reply)

Haha....lovely

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 16:56, Reply)

And that there's a streak of 'coffee' on the seat but other than that it's fine

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 16:56, Reply)

And make up some excuse about tippex stains

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 16:57, Reply)