No bacon. Smooth orange juice. Terrible taste in skirts. Horrible taste in men. Lies as a job. Everything paid for by daddy.
Did your mental maturity stall at age 17 or something?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:40, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

now hang on
bacon is rank. smooth orange juice is lush. my skirt is HOT. the men, fair enough. the job is upholding TRUTH and JUSTICE for all. i bloody wish daddy paid for everything. then i could sack off the TRUTH AND JUSTICE FOR ALL.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:41, Reply)

I think you're alright really,
I'm just hungover and grumpy. I'll cheer up in a bit.
Can we agree that I like bacon and pulp, and you don't, and that's fine because we're both adults?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:44, Reply)

i think that my preferences leave more bacon and pulp for you
and that is the way to look at this whole shenanigan.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:46, Reply)

Cool. Wanna cyber?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:47, Reply)

it depends
will you be shoving bacon and pulp into your gobbling maw?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:50, Reply)

Nah, I'll probably just get myself started while the Webcams load up, blow my load too early and just pretend I lost connection and go back to doing some work.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:02, Reply)

That's so hot

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:05, Reply)

er, hello
i didn't see you get a cyber invite. get your own bitch, bitch.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:10, Reply)

I'm really not well WP, I think I might die.
'Manflu' my arse - this is man-meningitis fo' sho'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:47, Reply)

I'll have your records.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:51, Reply)

Have you listened to that Electric Prunes thing?
I'd forgotten how good they were.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:59, Reply)

Only half of it so far, but now you've reminded me I'm going to listen to the rest now.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:02, Reply)

Have you tried having a nice bath?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:02, Reply)

I've had three baths a day, I ent even lyin bruv

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:25, Reply)

This works very well as a reply to the alt

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:43, Reply)

i think he must be blobbing

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:44, Reply)