Hah, a "Bread with a hole" does not a bagel make.
I've never found a real bagel in a supermarket.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:13, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I have a suspicion that beigels should always be eaten the day they're made

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:16, Reply)

Spot on mate, spot on.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:30, Reply)

Sure it is, bread dough in a cast and BOOM! Bagels.

( Kroney, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:17, Reply)

If you buy a dozen of them, they send you a voucher !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:30, Reply)

FREE WINE!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:38, Reply)

I made this the other day.
Easy as pie and very tasty lasted two days. www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/paul_hollywoods_crusty_83536
(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:18, Reply)

This isn't a bagel

(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:23, Reply)

Get a power drill
drill a hole in the middle.

Voila.

Bagel.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:24, Reply)

Ohh, nice !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:31, Reply)

For example, a real bagel is square, because they push up against each other when being baked, after being boiled.
and they have little bits of teared off bread on each side
and on the first 1/2 day you can eat them just as they are, no bread/butter/filling/topping.
and on the second 1/2 day to 1-1/2 days you can fill them up and stuff.
and the 1-1/2 to 3 days you have to toast them.
and after that, they're no good, have to bin.

If you got some normal plastic bread, squeezed it into a cube using your hands, thats the right texture of a bagel.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:29, Reply)

I just poked my cock through a floury white bap.
BOOM! BAGEL!
( Kroney, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:34, Reply)

Well, Cheerio anyway. KAPLOWIE

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:35, Reply)

Haha volley and return

( Kroney, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:39, Reply)

this doesn't look right... marmite in the dough?
www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/fig_walnut_and_gruyere_81231
(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:39, Reply)

It's got the boiling bit right, a purest would turn their nose up though.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:52, Reply)