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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Hiya gang!!!! It's me Monty off 'teh interwebz'!!! LOL!!!
Have a pearoast!!!!! Have this roasted pea - for that is his name!!!!!

Just wanted to point out that a way to make swearing EVEN MORE FUNNY AND RUDE than it already is, it to make up portmanteau words, this is especially extra-LOL if you put an animal's name in there too!!

Twunt off, you willy-otter!!!!!!

Alt: so, Stanley Matthews eh? I mean - eh?????
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:37, 164 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I did a lol at radio 4 this morning.
George Osbourn was on it and Evan Davis said "so you're saying if you want poor people to get more money you should vote labour"
(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:41, Reply)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:42, Reply)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA BECAUSE GEORGE OSBORNE IS EVIL!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:43, Reply)
Balls was on earlier and didn't fare much better, he failed to condemn the change of the wait for the dole to 7 days from 3.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:45, Reply)
He's a right prick.
They're *all* right pricks.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:45, Reply)
"You should spend the first week of being unemployed looking for work not looking to sign on!"
That's the Tory line.

But hey aren't job centers meant to help people find work?
(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:52, Reply)
I went into Winchester job centre once, in 1990. It was fucking horrible.
True story.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:54, Reply)
They were fucking useless when I was unemployed.
I went in a shirt and tie the first time I went, thought it would be like an interview. I was wrong.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:56, Reply)
Apparently if you're half-decent, they make you apply for jobs working at the job centre.
And you can't really refuse can you? They tried this with an old employee of mine, luckily she got other work just in time.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:03, Reply)
I've never set foot in a Job Centre, thank fuck.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:06, Reply)
They are really fucking grim, even in somewhere like Winch.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:10, Reply)
That's a fair summary I think.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:42, Reply)
It was, such that he didn't really have an answer to it.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:43, Reply)
It would if Balls hadn't, as you said above, simply gone along with it.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:46, Reply)
Labour are flailing about, desperate to be seen as tough.
They're fucking it all up.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:48, Reply)
well they ARE labour, what do you expect?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:57, Reply)
I expect that if I can counter a lot of the tory retoric by shouting at the radio in bed
someone who's a professional politician with advisers and shit should be able to do better.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:58, Reply)
I'm wondering if they actually want to lose the next election
so that the Tories can carry on fucking up the country and then they can take a stab at 2020 when things should be picking up anyway.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:12, Reply)
Nah, they're just shit. :(

(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:18, Reply)
Alt: he's been dead ages, you urethra-scorpion

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:41, Reply)
NO WAI

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:41, Reply)
my dad wanted to call me stanley, after him
thank feck i was a girl
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:42, Reply)
Close one eh, Stanlina!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:43, Reply)
correct
apparently i was stan when i was still a bump
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:44, Reply)
Haha, you prepuce-chinchilla!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:47, Reply)
Once, I cunted someone in the fuck!!
hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:49, Reply)
Oh man!!!!!!
You're a right 'vas deferens-okapi' and no mistake!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:50, Reply)
Glans-Gazelle?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:50, Reply)
^ YESSSSSSSS!!!!^

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:51, Reply)
What about "Cloaca-Stoat"
Is that any good?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:50, Reply)
Not bad at all!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:51, Reply)
Haha "willy-otter".
You'd do better with your satire if you didn't make those childishly funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:49, Reply)
cervix cicada

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:52, Reply)
sphincter naked mole rat!

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:53, Reply)
ahaha, it's so rude!! Swearing is rude!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:55, Reply)
this is shit
you've ruined it
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:55, Reply)
:( I think we need to talk, Nakers
Something's changed.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:02, Reply)
Why are you so fucking chipper, hippy.
Get it last night? Hmmmmmm?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:57, Reply)
Chipper?
I feel like death, I've just spent two days shivering and sweating in bed like Disasterprone two days before Giro day and I have to organise my year end stocktake starting tomorrow. Chipper I am not, sunshine.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:00, Reply)
I've got every friday off until September.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:01, Reply)
Still, mustn't grumble eh?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:01, Reply)
Could be worse I suppose.

I could be black.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:06, Reply)
FUCK YEAH REAL BAGEL FUCK YEAH REAL BAGEL FUCK YEAH REAL BAGEL FUCK YEAH REAL BAGEL FUCK YEAH REAL BAGEL FUCK YEAH REAL BAGEL FUCK YEAH REAL BAGEL FUCK YEAH REAL BAGEL FUCK YEAH REAL BAGEL
Mother FUCKER has some REAL BAGEL. That's Buy-Gul.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:07, Reply)
By this I assume you mean you went to Sainsbury's
and bought a pack of four by the Real Bagel Company. They are to the Jewish what Ginsters are to the Cornish, you know. The real deal.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:09, Reply)
What they eat are those 'New York Bagel Co' ones.
Budda-boom, budda-bing.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:11, Reply)
Oh, you know what? I think those are the ones I meant.
Sorry Gonz, I didn't mean to be insensitive towards your culture :(
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:12, Reply)
Yeah get it right you idiot!!!!
Real Bagel Co, Schmeal Schmagel Schmo - that's what I say!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:14, Reply)
There's some serious WASP-guilt going on in Uxbridge right now, let me tell you!

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:16, Reply)
Oy, oy oy!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:19, Reply)
Hah, a "Bread with a hole" does not a bagel make.
I've never found a real bagel in a supermarket.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:13, Reply)
I have a suspicion that beigels should always be eaten the day they're made

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:16, Reply)
Spot on mate, spot on.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:30, Reply)
Sure it is, bread dough in a cast and BOOM! Bagels.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:17, Reply)
If you buy a dozen of them, they send you a voucher !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:30, Reply)
FREE WINE!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:38, Reply)
I made this the other day.
Easy as pie and very tasty lasted two days. www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/paul_hollywoods_crusty_83536
(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:18, Reply)
This isn't a bagel

(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:23, Reply)
Get a power drill
drill a hole in the middle.

Voila.

Bagel.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:24, Reply)
Ohh, nice !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:31, Reply)
For example, a real bagel is square, because they push up against each other when being baked, after being boiled.
and they have little bits of teared off bread on each side
and on the first 1/2 day you can eat them just as they are, no bread/butter/filling/topping.
and on the second 1/2 day to 1-1/2 days you can fill them up and stuff.
and the 1-1/2 to 3 days you have to toast them.
and after that, they're no good, have to bin.

If you got some normal plastic bread, squeezed it into a cube using your hands, thats the right texture of a bagel.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:29, Reply)
I just poked my cock through a floury white bap.
BOOM! BAGEL!
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:34, Reply)
Well, Cheerio anyway. KAPLOWIE

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:35, Reply)
Haha volley and return

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:39, Reply)
this doesn't look right... marmite in the dough?
www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/fig_walnut_and_gruyere_81231
(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:39, Reply)
It's got the boiling bit right, a purest would turn their nose up though.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:52, Reply)
It seems that /links are getting in on the cool swearing act
www.b3ta.com/links/Tapir_Penis
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:07, Reply)
hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:12, Reply)
Al is a big fat deleting fuck
He deleted stuff in the last thread that clearly implicated tangledupinsocks of some shit. Are you going to take this shit lying down you bunch of mewling nancies?
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:21, Reply)
Deleting is for winners!

(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:22, Reply)
I just discovered you can still reply to deleted messages.
I've yet to find a useful application for this, mind.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:25, Reply)
petty-minded point scoring?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:26, Reply)
Good point

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:28, Reply)
Al did delete stuff didn't he socks?

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:29, Reply)
Nothing exciting
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2001119
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:31, Reply)
Why did you delete the post tangledupinsocks is pointing out right here Al?
I think these fucks had you pegged. No wonder you get mistaken for every cunt that turns up all cunt-like.
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:33, Reply)
That's not the one that was deleted, that's a reply to the post that was deleted.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:35, Reply)
I don't accept any of these accusations
and I expect an apology from all of you when b3th explains that I am not a sock puppet.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:38, Reply)
You are not a sockpuppet but you did delete. Fucking admit it you pansy

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:40, Reply)
In the link socks has up there that now shows up blank
Was the post Al deleted and tangledupinsocks replying to it with something like 'Who deleted?'. He mentioned earlier that you could reply to s deleted post. Maybe try sticking your beak in when you're less of a clueless cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:40, Reply)
How about you take a long hard look at yourself and while you're at it wind your fucking neck in yeah?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:43, Reply)
I said LESS

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:47, Reply)
I must have read it as "Mhnnnnnnnnngghhhhhhhh"

(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:51, Reply)
Are you sure it wasn't you who deleted?
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2001063
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:39, Reply)
No, that was in reply to the one you linked to earlier by AL that is now blank

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:43, Reply)
no one cares

(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:51, Reply)
You appear to, chuckles

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:54, Reply)
I'm just pointing out to you that I don't care.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:58, Reply)
That's certainly the impression I'm getting. Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 12:02, Reply)
pointing out how exceptionally not upset you are?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:27, Reply)
NO YOUR UPSET

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:31, Reply)
You lying bastard.
I hope you get scrofula.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:23, Reply)
At least have the fucking STONES to admit you're a stinking deleter you fat fuck

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:27, Reply)
YEAH!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:29, Reply)
*lies down*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:24, Reply)
*kicks in the crotch*

(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:24, Reply)
well really

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:26, Reply)
Eating chesseburgers on the ground doesn't mean you're on a low fat diet you fat fuck

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:28, Reply)
Se'sly?
Yo' momma is one lying bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:29, Reply)
EXPLAIN THIS, 'INTERNET' - IF YOU CAN?
Why do some people pronounce 'turmeric' 'tumour-ic'????????

I mean, Seinfeld or what???
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:27, Reply)
because that's the correct way of saying it.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:28, Reply)
EXPLAIN THE FIRST 'R' THEN, PRICK

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:29, Reply)
OH, IT SEEMS YOU CAN'T.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:32, Reply)
WHAT A SURPRISE.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:32, Reply)
STILL WAITING!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:35, Reply)
silent.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:37, Reply)
I WISH YOU WERE!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:38, Reply)
PS WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tur·mer·ic (tûr m r- k, t -)
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:44, Reply)
I pronounce it 'haldi'

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:48, Reply)
These people make me sick, Monty. SICK.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:28, Reply)
Scone as in Gone, Scone as in Cone?
You know that Nigella Lawson bird, she had a scone with clotted cream and golden syrup. HAVE YOU HEARD OF SUCH A THING IN YOUR LIFE?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:33, Reply)
Scone as in gone.
If you say it as in 'cone' you're a 'Hyacinth Bucket' oik. The way to spot a proper toff is when they say 'Kenya' to rhyme with 'seen ya'.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:34, Reply)
Isn't that more a way of spotting someone over the age of 70?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:49, Reply)
cf 'Rhodesia' and 'Abyssinia'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:50, Reply)
cf 'Gaul'

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:54, Reply)
Also, you appear to be throwing stones inside your glass garaarge.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:50, Reply)
You know who's got the right ideas about pronunciation?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:51, Reply)
Nick Gryphon?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:52, Reply)
Someone should strangle that bitch.


Oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:35, Reply)
Apparently he stuck his fingers up her nose.
Worst. Domestic. Abuser. Ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:36, Reply)
I heard he was just reenacting 'The Chicken Song' by 'Spitting Image'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:37, Reply)
She's moving her stuff out.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:38, Reply)
are you in the bushes watching?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:39, Reply)
I'd move HER stuff out IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!!!!*


*I mean I'd move her stuff out.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:41, Reply)
Cash in hand work i expect.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:50, Reply)
^ *another* anti-Semitic joke.
FFS Chompy you fucking RACIST
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:56, Reply)
If this is a jewish/big-nose joke, then well done.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:53, Reply)
Nah, I'm not racist.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:55, Reply)
"if i was going to stick my fingers in Nigella Lawson her nose wouldn't be my first choice"
N. Griffin aged 46 1/2
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:38, Reply)
I like how he's several years younger than her
and yet he's the one that looks like a stroke victim.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:41, Reply)
i guessed at 46 tbh
and i have no idea how old Nigella is either...
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:44, Reply)
He's 54, she's 53.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:48, Reply)
thanks tangledupingoogle

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:48, Reply)
let's make lots of mon-eyy

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:48, Reply)
God you're such a wee-wee tapir

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:29, Reply)
^TTGI^

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:30, Reply)
Totally Tiny Gonad Ibex?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:36, Reply)
Yup, spot on.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:37, Reply)
Tumescent Tapir Genitals Idiot?

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:55, Reply)
Smug off you gerbil cocked fucking fucker!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:46, Reply)
yeah...
no.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:48, Reply)
YESSS

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:48, Reply)
Alright?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:53, Reply)
nah, sick as a fucking dog
Been off work the last two days
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:54, Reply)
ghey

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:54, Reply)
How many times do I have to tell you if you're going to suck cocks at Chariots without them wearing a condom you're going to get ill?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:58, Reply)
he think's he has a cold
but that's not snot running out of his nose
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:59, Reply)
Same colour though.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 12:00, Reply)
Nine times or more, it would seem.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 12:01, Reply)
I know you like lots of drugs but antibiotics all the time? Really?
In other news, how long do you think Stunned's liver will last at Glastonbury?
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 12:03, Reply)
The drink is the least of his worries.
Getting onto the site with his other supplies was going to be a challenge. As would convincing someone that it genuinely is all for personal use.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 12:06, Reply)
The pallet will give him away.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 12:08, Reply)
I never had any problems,
but then I don't look as dodgy as stunned, and lets face it he'll be off his tits in the line to get in.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 12:10, Reply)
Nah he really won't be - he was (rightly) v nervous.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 12:12, Reply)
They're all talk, even if you do get caught with the drugzors they just tell you off and chuck them in the bin.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 12:14, Reply)
Platyminge prick

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:53, Reply)
this thread is shittier than a gay whale's bellend

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:52, Reply)
I...well...er...I don't even...huh?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:54, Reply)
hey k-patz what's up?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:54, Reply)
My work computer is old and pissing me the fuck off
So I'm building a new one.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:55, Reply)
so is mine can you build me one please?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:57, Reply)
Nah soz, you'll have to log a ticket
and wait for the cross-company rollout.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:58, Reply)
You'd know all about that!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:55, Reply)
it's true I love to be the cum sponge for a pod of Minki Whales

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:58, Reply)
OH DEAR GOD I DONT KNOW HOW TO INTERACT IN A SOCIAL ENVIROMENT !!!!!! OH GOD !!!
No wonder everyone thinks you're a schmuck.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 12:02, Reply)

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