My father used to have to suffer the indignity of asking my mother for money for the pub.
But then he is worse with money even than I am, and would otherwise have spent it all on fucking panama hats and cravats, and fine wines etc. The twat. This meant we children had food to eat and clothes to wear.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 10:13, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

You'll never see the like of those days again.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 10:14, Reply)

I heard he had to eat the tassles off his leather jacket

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 10:17, Reply)

I actually deliberately swallowed some of your wife's arsepubes last night, I was that hungry.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 10:22, Reply)

She does have an unusually hairy arsehole, doesn't she?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 10:26, Reply)

You must be used to that womad prick

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 10:27, Reply)

Her hairy arsehole is certainly well used to my womad prick

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 10:32, Reply)

Musky as hell, too.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 10:27, Reply)

Her arsepubes are really getting out of control
It looks like Brian blessed sucking a lemon
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 10:26, Reply)

hahahaha
Have my first Friday click
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 10:33, Reply)

I think this is why the wife keeps all the money
I get a pitance and then suddenly theres a couple of grand stashed away for a fancy holiday or a nice new SHED! I'd waste it on mead and cigars
( Peej, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 10:27, Reply)

waste?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 10:47, Reply)