Yeah' mate, here I am.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:32, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I believe you had a small hand in it, is that right?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:33, Reply)

Alright Jeremy.
I have a theory that your 'pranks' and 'japes' are just a thinly-veiled attempt to distract attention from your withered hand, extending from a childhood wracked with bullying and your own feelings of inadequacy and freakishness, and that you are only truly happy when everyone is laughing at someone other than you, you fucking Action Man-handed CRIPPLE. Am I right?

PS I only recently found out that you were one of the organisers of the Deeply Vale festivals in the 70s. It was the Treworgey Tree Fayre of its time.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:37, Reply)

So let me get this straight...
TTF was the Woodstock of the late 80s and Deeply Vale was the TTF of the 70s?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:40, Reply)

Yes, that is correct.

Guilfest is the Beaulieu Jazz Festival of the 'noughties', too.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:42, Reply)

Does the Smash Hits Poll Winners Party have any equivalents in any other decades?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:44, Reply)

Yes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:46, Reply)

Ok, thanks.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:46, Reply)

Yeah', but I have a massive penis. But on the other hand, it's tiny.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:40, Reply)

I can't be the first person ever to say that.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:40, Reply)

Not even today.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:41, Reply)

=(

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:43, Reply)

Sorry Jeremy
"Massive Cock" and "Beadle" go together like Sir Jimmeh and 13 year olds
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:41, Reply)