Hells bells

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 10:21, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

What do you reckon the bells in hell would be like?
I like to think they'd be fucking enormous.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 10:23, Reply)

hot

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 10:24, Reply)

In Dante's vision of hell large sections of it are freezing cold
including the very centre where the three faced Satan is encased in ice up to his waste.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 10:26, Reply)

would you rather be too hot or too cold?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 10:29, Reply)

Yeah, really big and loud
Probably black, with a flaming clapper. Didn't think I'd be typing that sentence today.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 10:27, Reply)

Swipe'll know all about flaming clappers
the ginger tart.
( Kroney, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 10:28, Reply)

luckily i know you have a bit of a ginger fetish
so i am going to take this as a COMPLIMENT. HAHA.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 10:29, Reply)

I have a fetish for women in general.

( Kroney, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 10:31, Reply)

rory will remember the criminal lecture at the college of law
where they tried to teach that only men can have fetishes because the legal definition is something that makes you ejaculate.

THAT was a lively lecture.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 10:31, Reply)

Why?
Was Vinegar Strokes in the hall?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 10:33, Reply)

Lighty's reply wins that thread.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 10:39, Reply)

Female ejaculation surely?
Apparently, females can orgasm too.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 10:34, Reply)

I refer you to my post above.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 10:36, Reply)

I like to say "zounds", instead of normal swearies.
It means Christ's wounds, apparently.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 10:30, Reply)

I like 'zounds'
I also like 'gadzooks'
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 10:34, Reply)

Clayplolz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 11:15, Reply)

It's a good'un
In fact, I think I'll have it.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 10:34, Reply)

ha, nice

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 10:35, Reply)

When did "back in the day" become a common term?
It seems to have appeared very swiftly.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 10:38, Reply)

It's nonsensical.
So I figure it's probably an Americanism.
( Kroney, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 11:00, Reply)

I think it's a contraction of something like "back in the old days"
Or "back in my day". The idea of "my day" is so strong that one would consider it to be THE day.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 11:01, Reply)

"Oh my days" seems to be big these days too
I hate it. It sounds so insincere.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 11:00, Reply)

I always thought it was "all my days"?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 11:00, Reply)

Is it?
Well that's even worse.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 11:01, Reply)

I'm not sure I hate coined phrases

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 11:10, Reply)