Can I opt out of giving mine to a brown person?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 12:45, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

or a poor person who has destroyed their liver and lungs with high strength cider and cheap fags?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 12:47, Reply)

or anyone fat

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 12:52, Reply)

i do not get why anyone is dumb enough to smoke in this day and age - it's expensive, looks bad, stinks, makes you a dreadful kisser because you taste like shit, and it's bad for you
if smokers realised how genuinely offensive they smell, i wonder if they'd do it. the lifts in this place reek of it, however hard the poor cleaners work.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 12:55, Reply)

Especially rollies yeah? Am I right? rollies?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 12:57, Reply)

I'm going to smoke rollies when I go to a festival.
It's what I do.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 12:57, Reply)

rollies look worse
but are they worse - i guess it depends if you put filters in them or not
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 12:58, Reply)

One of my ex-girlfriends enjoyed watching me smoke
though I didn't enjoy it much. Put a weird sort of performance anxiety on me "am I smoking this right? does it look good? oh god I hope she doesn't notice that I'm finding this really weird and uncomfortable".

True story.
( Kroney, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 12:58, Reply)

she was imagining you sucking a really small penis

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 12:59, Reply)

Well, she had to put p with doing that for realsies, so I guess that's fair enough.

( Kroney, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 13:00, Reply)

that is fucking weird
almost as weird as going out with you in the first place
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 12:59, Reply)

There could possibly be an addiction element

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 13:43, Reply)