I did have a little go on the old 'smelling salts' when I got in last night.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 14:33, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

What I don't get right is yeah, if snorting coke is the best to have coke, then how comes there aren't any legal drugs that you should snort.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 14:35, Reply)

This ain't an anti-coke thing.
I just mean, woudln't it be better to take it how normal drugs are taken?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 14:36, Reply)

Rectally?
Not really easy to do on an average night out.
( Kroney, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 14:37, Reply)

I don't know, you've been out with Monty and Stunned haven't you?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 14:40, Reply)

Can't say I've noticed them bending each other over pub tables
in order to insert cocaine suppositories into each other, no.

This isn't to say it hasn't happened, though. Just that I haven't witnessed it.
( Kroney, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 14:42, Reply)

they both wear coke filled dildo pants
for continuous dosage
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 14:44, Reply)

hahahah
'coke-filled dildo pants' is fucking hilarious
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 14:46, Reply)

You want a pair dont you

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 14:53, Reply)

Yes

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 14:54, Reply)

*French Joke*

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 14:59, Reply)

its just the quickest way to get it into the blood stream
where as with normal drugs you would want to have a slow release hence oral or anal insertion so they dissolve in the stomach. By inhaling it dissolves into the nasal membrane and is straight into the blood.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 14:40, Reply)

^ this precisely
The nose is a super-fast delivery system, but it's sensitive. Cocaine's anaesthetic qualities mean that it doesn't hurt to snort it.

Snorting ecstasy is highly effective but it's like setting fire to your face. It's fucking agony. Plus, ecstasy is well bent.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 14:45, Reply)

Ah those early teenage years with a g of pink champaign
Trying to pretend it didn't sting like fuck.,
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 14:47, Reply)

'happy' days eh

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 14:49, Reply)

Yeah I used to be able to spell Champagne back then

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 14:53, Reply)

Before you went to the Eddie Kidd School of English

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 14:57, Reply)

Go on, 'it 'im!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 14:59, Reply)

go come
i
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:06, Reply)

Could you mix the E with an anesthetic?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 14:59, Reply)

You sure could

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:03, Reply)

But what if you want super quick into the blood system like you're about to have a heart attack or something?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 14:58, Reply)

Then they tend to use
hyper dermic needles,
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 14:59, Reply)

Could you do coke like that?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:02, Reply)

Yeah people inject coke.
It's rare though. I imagine people who also poke smack would be likely candidates. As I understand it, some people get addicted to the ritual of injection as well as the drug itself.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:04, Reply)

Cool, yeah', that "Hurt" johnny cash song talks about the poking bit.
I use EMLA cream.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:07, Reply)

I think it's a 'Face Book' reference.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:08, Reply)

I dont think mainlining coke directly into the heart is worthwhile.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:05, Reply)

Also speedballs are famously pretty much entirely risk-free, which is good news.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:07, Reply)

Whatso ne of 'em?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:07, Reply)

cocaine and heroin cocktail, injected.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:08, Reply)

Hardcore.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:09, Reply)

Don't they counter each other? Isn't one an upper and the other a downer?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:10, Reply)

As i understand it it, they're extremely enjoyable.
Not really sure of the details thank God.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:17, Reply)

is that like bombing it?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:08, Reply)

It really isn't, no.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:08, Reply)

NO BOMBING

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:09, Reply)

NO RUNNING

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:09, Reply)

Heavy petting?
I'll bring my own pet.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:10, Reply)

NO PETTING

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:09, Reply)

Spoilsport

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:10, Reply)

AND NO PISSING IN THE POOL

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:11, Reply)