What's do you like to buy tickets for the bestest?
I like getting tickets from the penny push machines at the Arcades. You can exchange them for cool stuff. My mum doesn't accept tickets by the way just filthy lucre.

Alt: What is your favourite way to 'get fresh at the weekend' then?

Altalt: When, in the style of 'Al The Deleter', did you last not own up to something wot you blatantly done?
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:10, 40 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Hawkwind gigs.
Alt: a faceful of MASSIVE DRUGS AND BOOZE
Altalt: earlier today
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:11, Reply)

That's one weird-ass Cluedo solution there

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:27, Reply)

My last ticket was a tram one :(
alt: A nice hot shower, with a ice cold bottle of beer at the same time.

alt:alt: It wasn't me honest
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:18, Reply)

hot golden
of bee in the rea
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:43, Reply)

That wasn't worth the effort TBH

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:44, Reply)

:o

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:45, Reply)

i mainly buy train tickets these days
alt: Bottle of Pinot Noir and some good food.

altalt: I am 100% honest, as pure as the driven white snow.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:19, Reply)

Do you book them early online to save money and get reserved seats in the quiet coach by the toilet?
You should do this. It has the benefit and ensuring you have an empty seat waiting for you or the pleasure of turfing out some old folks from your seats cause they didn't bother reading the little display saying they were reserved and you can be all like "Fuck you and your Rex Harrison hat they've got pulldown seats near the bogs yeah?"
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:47, Reply)

Alt: time with my daughter then pub then good food

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:46, Reply)

Can I just say, I think you will fit in really well, and I'm super glad you're here Davey.
I like tickets for heavy metal concerts the best, and I like to get fresh by drinking enough beer that my girlfriend gets all angry and tells me it's time I went home.

Altalt: I am generally honest, buy I do occasionally hide work Fuck ups by blaming factors that didn't exist to avoid a bollocking, then fix it my way instead of jumping through company hoops.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:55, Reply)

*Taps nose*
Like the toilet incident
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 16:00, Reply)

Are you referring to the time Monty beheaded the tramp drug dealer in the toilet cubicle and stole his bag of drugs off the floor?

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 16:21, Reply)

No, but I think this is a better story.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 Jul 2013, 16:27, Reply)

That was some night, I can tell you!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 16:33, Reply)

Cheers Windy Pig!
You're alright, you are.
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 16:19, Reply)

I kill people you know.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 Jul 2013, 16:21, Reply)

I kill people you know.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 Jul 2013, 16:21, Reply)

I'm stating to get nervous about my gig WP

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 16:22, Reply)

If stating makes you nervous STOP IT

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 16:24, Reply)

One I've stated, I cannae stope, Dave.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 16:25, Reply)

Best thing to do is get properly smashed before starting the set
fuck it up throughout before pissing on to the decks and spewing all over yourself...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 16:24, Reply)

I used to have a club night in Soho
and loads of people came up from various places to see me, as it was my birthday. I spent the day gettting wankered and at the end of my set just wandered off and got into a cab and went home to bed without so much as saying hello to anyone. I had no fucking idea what was going on.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 16:27, Reply)

WHAT a story!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 16:30, Reply)

CSB

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 16:32, Reply)

tl:dr I got hammered

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 16:33, Reply)

Nah, you'll smash it, just remember, just don't do anything dozer would do.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 Jul 2013, 16:24, Reply)

Got it!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 16:27, Reply)

This song is about you
www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3HCXh9WQSo
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 16:57, Reply)

He kills people you know.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 16:22, Reply)

I think he might kill people

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 16:23, Reply)

Or when she makes you sleep on the sofa
when you come home so drunk you can't take your shoes off and cry.
( Kroney, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 16:21, Reply)

Well, that has happened, yes, and to be honest, with a night off tonight, and no work till this wedding tomorrow night, I might just aim for a repeat.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 Jul 2013, 16:22, Reply)

I think that is one of my favourite posts on OT.

( Kroney, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 16:23, Reply)

Top ten fo' sho'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 16:24, Reply)

Its no Nommy food chat for sure
but its still good
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 16:25, Reply)

It's up there with Battered's legendary salted peanuts thread.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 16:31, Reply)

Hey hey...it was good, but it wasn't quite that good

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 16:32, Reply)

Yeah I was getting a bit carried away, soz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 16:33, Reply)

That is still one of my Fav. posts
If you missed it the first time around

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1879668
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 16:23, Reply)

This last 41 minutes is going to drag

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 16:19, Reply)