You should speak to Nakers
He's still waiting for the delivery of his clip-on tie. I've heard it spins and lights flash and that.
( Kroney, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 9:19, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

how was your weekend at the "coal face"?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 9:20, Reply)

It was pretty good, ta.
Got burnt to a crisp picking fruit on Saturday, from which we made strawberry daquiris and gooseberry fool. Still got a ton of stuff to use, too. Drinks in town in the evening.

Come back to work and the usual parade of pricks has started, mind.
( Kroney, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 9:23, Reply)

gooseberries are rank, fact.
i feel fucking rough today, think I might be coming down with summit
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 9:29, Reply)

Surely you would be going up with
the summit?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 9:29, Reply)

You are wrong about gooseberries, they're awesome.
Are you not feeling at your peak today, then? I've got a mountain of work to do :(
( Kroney, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 9:31, Reply)

haha
Climb every MARRtain
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 9:32, Reply)

They're nice in gooseberry fool but otherwise meh
And don't make them into a sauce to have with mackerel 'because the acidity cuts through the oil of the fish' or I'll fucking punch you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 9:33, Reply)

Sorry Monty, I just like them.
I'd never have of using them to make a sauce for fish. How odd.
( Kroney, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 9:37, Reply)

For the first time in three years the pigeons have not
eaten all the cherries off my trees, about two more weeks of sunshine and they will be ready
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 9:40, Reply)

We were cherry picking at this farm.
Both of us are six footers, it was well fun getting all the cherries that the short-arses and kids couldn't reach. Picking nice, purple, juicy cherries whilst they have to make do with barely ripe ones.
( Kroney, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 9:43, Reply)

I have two cherry trees
Black cherries at that.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 9:46, Reply)

NOM

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 9:47, Reply)

DON'T DO IT.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 9:40, Reply)

i dunno might be a cold, i always feel fucking awful in the day or so before a cold manifests itself
i have many works to do, I dunno where to start really.

Second interview and 3rd wedding anniversary on weds as well so need to sort those out
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 9:34, Reply)

Sure you've not got a touch of hayfever?
I'm ten minutes into my day and the air-con doesn't seem to be working, meaning I'm sweating like a rapist, the phone won't stop ringing with stupid inane "problems" and half of them are arguing with me as to what the problem might be.

My mood is going downhill.
( Kroney, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 9:39, Reply)

Isn't being really sweaty part of your job description?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 9:41, Reply)

yeah fucking hot here and all.
i need to pull myself together and nail about 3 hours work...and I have to make a presentation for this interview on wednesday as well.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 9:41, Reply)

I need to do a transfer of laptop ownership remotely.
Basically to update the security software to tell it to recognise a different username. Trouble is, the software fucking hates me and never does what I tell it to do.
( Kroney, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 9:44, Reply)

this is definitely the inanimate software's fault
not the user's fault at all.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 9:46, Reply)

It totally is. For realsies.

( Kroney, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 9:47, Reply)

They make decent jam
And contribute to this beer tasting nice: www.williamsbrosbrew.com/beerboard/bottles/grozet
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 9:31, Reply)