i'm not sure if my trainee has the farts or a really rank breakfast
but my office has smelled like rank eggs since i walked in (and she was here first, smart-arses). what is the correct protocol here? does one suffer in silence, or mention it, or just spray a LOT of perfume?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 9:51, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Open a window
Adding other smells rarely improves a bad odour.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 9:53, Reply)

we can't open the windows here
probably to prevent people from thorwing themselves out
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 9:53, Reply)

You physically can't, or you are prohibited from doing so?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 9:55, Reply)

physically can't
i think that's the case with a lot of the city buildings though; i've never been in one where they can be opened.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 9:58, Reply)

????
www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Thor-Winged-Leather-Helmet-Fantasy-Armor-SCA-LARP-Helm-Cosplay-Mask-Fetish-Ren-/350584722625
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 9:56, Reply)

there is no way i am clicking on that
monty's shit on a plate sounds more appealing
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 9:58, Reply)

Just do a massive shit on a plate and leave it in the middle of the office floor.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 9:56, Reply)

I'm not sure how that will help but do it anyway.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 9:58, Reply)

you know i don't do cooking

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 9:58, Reply)

Is there some sort of bash on Saturday?
I need to know because I have some financial planning to do if there is.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 10:07, Reply)

That'd be nice

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 10:08, Reply)

i think that is in the diary, yep
although we were waiting for monty to see if he is with child or not
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 10:11, Reply)

I think I've got her Friday night so I can come out to play on Saturday.
I think so.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 10:17, Reply)

marvellous

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 10:18, Reply)