Never had one
Recommended? Or is that not the word?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 10:01, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

APPROACH WITH CAUTION

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 10:03, Reply)

Only if you want an arse like the Japanese flag.
Again.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 10:04, Reply)

Bear in mind who you're talking to old boy
My shitpipe is more of a wind tunnel. Haven't had to push since '03
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 10:08, Reply)

Darthy when you next on a visit home?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 10:06, Reply)

Fuck knows actually mate
Some time in August probably. The missus' family want to go camping in the Peak District. I've ordered my hazmat suit and am preparing my escape plan, obviously.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 10:07, Reply)

Near your parents area, a certain food shop has opened
You have to go there I'll gaz you up the Info.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 10:11, Reply)

Nice one
Hit me up
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 10:16, Reply)

On it's way.

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 10:17, Reply)

Are you two real life pals?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 10:16, Reply)

Not yet
We're both from Nottingham and will be doing beer at some point in the future though
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 10:17, Reply)

It does appear that double H is trying to groom DF

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 10:25, Reply)

Groom? haha
You don't know much about Darth reputation, do you?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 10:29, Reply)

I am giving DF the benefit of teh doubt
And assuming that he will at least pretend to play hard to get
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 10:30, Reply)

hard to get - IN THE BOYS' SHOWERS!!!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 10:31, Reply)

Half a packet of wine gums and he's anyones

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 10:34, Reply)

I am shocked and appalled
Being part of an same-sex dance troupe doesn't necessarily make me a screaming quendotron you know
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 10:34, Reply)