Well, fuck me, I've just been shortlisted for a job with a terrifying amount of responsibility.
Do you know any stupid HR people?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 13:05, 33 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

All of them.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 13:07, Reply)

^^this

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 13:15, Reply)

HR = human remains.
Bunch of cunts.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 13:09, Reply)

The power of life and death?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 13:14, Reply)

Pretty much, yeah.
It's basically this lady does, only not in Cambridge and hopefully without having to dye my hair ginger.

www.cuh.org.uk/cms/news/critical-care-outreach/spotlight-critical-care-outreach
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 13:19, Reply)

I can see how this would fit your kind and empathetic personality
plus you really will need to dye your hair, says in the small print
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 13:26, Reply)

In all fairness, sometimes a quiet shout of 'for fuck's sake, stop whining and get the antibiotics in' is what's needed.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 13:28, Reply)

I'm sure, most nurses I've met have been pretty "straightforward"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 13:31, Reply)

You'd be astonished.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 13:40, Reply)

To be fair, Nakers is astonished that the sun rises each day.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 13:48, Reply)

I'm saying he's a bit dense!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 13:50, Reply)

I really am, once yeah, even though I wasn't earning that much I spent all my money on sneakers, vinyl and massive drugs!!
HOW DENSE IS THAT?!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 13:54, Reply)

what do you mean rises?
surely it is us that rises over the sun?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 13:50, Reply)

You bent spastic.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 13:57, Reply)

He's totally trolling you TuiB

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 13:59, Reply)

Lisa Wood?
Lisa WOULDN'T, more like!!!!!!!!!!


!!!!!!!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 13:48, Reply)

HR only exist because a lot of managers are piss-poor at people management
That and the minefield that employee law has become, more laws=more jobs for lawyers.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 13:18, Reply)

It's not even as complicated as that.
Hiring and firing people is a massive ballache.
No one wants to do it, so they hire in these vacuous bints, who have no other purpose for the rest of their time.
It is rare to come across someone in an HR department who has the first idea about employment law.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 13:25, Reply)

no, I don't. soz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 13:19, Reply)

One of our HR people is so inept
That I suspect she's from another planet, has only been here for 6 months or so, and so doesn't understand our history, customs and languages.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 13:20, Reply)

Racist.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 13:22, Reply)

Just because I dislike people based purely on the fact that they're from a different country or culture, and maybe look, dress or talk differently to myself
it does NOT make me a racist.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 13:33, Reply)

don't forget smelly

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 13:35, Reply)

Oh, of course, how foolish of me
AND SMELLY!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 13:35, Reply)

They all smell of curry, especially the Spanish.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 13:42, Reply)

Did you know that Spanish and Italian are actually exactly the same language?
It all goes back to the days before they declared war on each other in the 15th century. Before that it was commonly agreed that it was the same language, and was named Romancii, or The Roman Words.
Then they had a falling out, didn't want to have ANYTHING in common, and so Italian and Spanish were born.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 13:47, Reply)

And anyone that doubts the verisimilitude of this is a massive bender

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 13:50, Reply)

It's an excellent way to root out the chutneys, TH.
I like it. A LOT.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 13:52, Reply)

The thing about lying, Monts
Is that it's 10% what you say, and 90% how you say it.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 13:54, Reply)

this is how i've made it through life

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 13:55, Reply)

That's what gets results.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 14:12, Reply)

My sister's in HR
but she got the brains and common sense, so no.

I'm prettier though.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 13:35, Reply)

She'll never be as fit as Bert's sister.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 13:37, Reply)