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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Kroney, Gentleman Mechanic.
At least in comparison to the standard.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:40, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
you'd just shrug your shoulders and mutter "scre bleu" under your breath

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:41, Reply)
Jacques Mai

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:49, Reply)
just because you offer the old banger a drink before screwing its exhaust off does not make you a gentleman
although it makes you more gentlemanly than some
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:42, Reply)
He also gives his old chap a wipe before entering
That's a very considerate move
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:44, Reply)
on an oily rag

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:46, Reply)
that's his bird's hair

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:47, Reply)
"hair"

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:51, Reply)
my mistake
it was his bristling anal beard. like a giant brillo pad sticking out of a crack in the pavement.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:54, Reply)

gentleman arse
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:52, Reply)
arse mechanic?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:53, Reply)
Yeah, he'd be forever looking back, over his shoulder

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:53, Reply)
Haha and the polite applause and dirty chuckle award goes to the two gents above.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:54, Reply)
are you calling me a gent or missing me out of the chuckle award?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:56, Reply)
Well, it was Nakers and Monty making jokes whilst you stood around looking confused.
So I'll let you come to your own conclusion.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:58, Reply)
you go and comb your anal beard now

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 17:00, Reply)
I don't mind everybody laughing

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:55, Reply)
with an aching deep in your heart

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:58, Reply)
I wish that we were starting over

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:58, Reply)

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Arse%20Mechanic
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 17:01, Reply)
actual strikethrough lol

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:53, Reply)
I'd call my garage "Cirque Deux Chevaux"

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:53, Reply)
This is a good pun, you fucking pricks.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:58, Reply)
i dunt get it

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:59, Reply)
cirque du soleil you donut.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:59, Reply)
what's that got to do with cars?
are where do the horses come into it?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 17:02, Reply)
Deux Chevaux
2CV. Which is a well known French car.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 17:04, Reply)
i didn't know that was it's nickname

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 17:08, Reply)
It's not a nickname. It's its full name.
2CV is a contraction. Just like the syphilis that has crept into your brain and retarded your mental functions.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 17:09, Reply)
it may be the weakest joke on here all day
that's some good going
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 17:09, Reply)
j'aime les cheveaux more like

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 17:04, Reply)

ev ap
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:59, Reply)
If I ever become a milliner, you have my solemn oath that I shall call my shop this.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 17:05, Reply)

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