Speaking of pricks
here's a shocker

Alright?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 18:38, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Sup beffy boo

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 18:40, Reply)

Staving off the manflu, Harters.
Also enjoying the early evening sunshine.
How's you?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 18:44, Reply)

Tip top thanks for asking
Apart from Christmas I have had no time off from work, I really need a break :(
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 18:45, Reply)

This may be a crazy sort of suggestion
but why not take some time off?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 18:51, Reply)

What witchcraft is this?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 18:53, Reply)

It's all about cover at the moment, it really doesn't help that I'm a keyholder...
and most of the fuckers are taking their summer holidays, I have two weeks off in august and a week in Sept. I may do a bit of freelance during the time.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 18:54, Reply)

Come to Jeffstock.
I can't promise you won't get raped.*




*Unless you're really ugly.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 18:56, Reply)

Which is why nobody touched you at the last Jeffstock.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 18:57, Reply)

I was very touched by teh way Jeff and Stunned walked me to my taxi
then questioned the driver to make sure I was safe to handed over.


I think they asked him whether he was married, and if his life insurance was up to date, or something.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:02, Reply)

Yes, they were making sure the driver was going to be safe.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:04, Reply)

That was, in a rather oblique way,
THE FUCKING JOKE.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:05, Reply)

Nobody is used to you trying to make jokes. So why would anyone spot one when you tried?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:09, Reply)

Maybe it just went over your head.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:11, Reply)

^ joke ^
I spotted one!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:13, Reply)

Can I call ZING?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:14, Reply)

Masterfully played.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:41, Reply)

*jaws music*
I think we're gonna need a bigger taxi
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:06, Reply)

I have had to quickly save £8k over the last few months so I'm a little overstretched financially
Otherwise I would have got Battered quite drunk on his Birthday last month, looks like I'm not going to be going anywhere till 2014 at this rate.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 18:58, Reply)

Going places is overrated.
You can see almost anywhere in the world online, and never leave the house.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:05, Reply)

have you got bigger debts than AA :O

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:09, Reply)

Not a debt an investment for my son

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:13, Reply)

sex dungeon?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:16, Reply)

Loughborough Uni, so I suppose yes

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:27, Reply)

Footballer being a twat shocker.
In other news, fresh scientific evidence of where bears defecate
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 18:43, Reply)

is it in your mum's cunt?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:09, Reply)

No. Your wife's.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:11, Reply)

No. YORN wife's...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:13, Reply)

I don't care what happens to that.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:16, Reply)