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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 21:12,
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men have willies, and if they like the look of your outside bits, they will do everything they can to manipulate your inside bits to let you put their willy bit in your lady bit. and then take it out again, and then put it in again, and then take it out again, then put it in again.
everything else is the same as women, except women get the blob.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 21:12,
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Basically, the hokey cokey but with spunk(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 21:13,
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The man who wrote the honkey cokey died the other day after a long illness.He was 83.
Whilst his family were pleased he was no longer suffering, they were left distressed at the sight of the undertaker trying to put the body in the coffin.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 21:16,
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did you hear Stunned's police joke? (
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 21:22,
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New boy copper on his first dayGoes to a public order incident in Brixton. Manages to calm the situation down but when he gets back to the car there's a massive black bloke dancing on the roof of the motor. He calls the station, 'sarge, there's a huge coon dancing on the roof of the car'.
'No no, you're in the force now son, we don't talk like that: use the phonetic alphabet'
'sorry sarge...errrr.....zulu...tango...sierra?'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 21:27,
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i like this,(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 21:32,
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