They're stuck in the fucking stone age.
They probably think 'email' is what Yorkshiremen say when they get a letter.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 10:47, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

It's ok Lokesy, I think we've found the culprit who stole your joke book.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 10:49, Reply)

Wrong joke anyway
It should be the one about Yorkshire yobs taking MDMA by rubbing it on their teeth...



E by gum.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 10:52, Reply)

I assumed you had a whole section devoted to Yorkshiremen 'ee' jokes.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 10:53, Reply)

Nah, that one's down t'pit.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 10:55, Reply)

I can't honestly remember the last time I sent a personal letter.
I've had to send work related letters out to the odd luddite that doesn't have an email address, but a personal one... nope.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 10 Jul 2013, 10:50, Reply)

It's all about parcels and junk mail

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 10:52, Reply)

Most of my snailmail is junk.
I can think of 4 packet items I've sent this year, passport renewal, driving licence renewal, and 2 charity raffle ticket books.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 10:55, Reply)

Plenty of couriers that could pick up the parcel market,
And if there is competition to get contracts with people like amazon or apple distribution, maybe they'd deliver stuff instead of making me pick it up from the miserable fanny at the sorting office, sat smugly under their 10 years service certificate, whom I'm unsure whether they're fusing to their orthopedic swivel chair or just have a hunchback.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Jul 2013, 11:00, Reply)

Bloody hell Monters.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 11:04, Reply)