Hello new boy
Are you the saviour off topic has been waiting for?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 11:45, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

he's not the messiah

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 11:46, Reply)

He's a very naughty boy

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 11:47, Reply)

I'm a very naughty boy

(Mustard Tiger use by, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 11:47, Reply)

MARRSsiah

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 11:49, Reply)

Fuck off Bert.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 12:20, Reply)

It's so dead these days, I reckon Bert would be welcome to return.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 12:40, Reply)

I hope not
Figured I could lend a hand though
(Mustard Tiger use by, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 11:49, Reply)

Tell us three ways you hope to improve things.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 11:51, Reply)

Remembering to wipe every time
I can't think of another 2 sorry, will that do?
(Mustard Tiger use by, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 11:56, Reply)

Can I ask whether you are Baldmonkey or Frank, just together it out of the way.
Will you stick around, or are you another flash in the pan like that fella last week?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Jul 2013, 11:58, Reply)

Which fella last week?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 11:59, Reply)

I can't remember his username.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Jul 2013, 12:00, Reply)

he was called
Non existent user bot 4
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 12:01, Reply)

100% original
and here to stay
(Mustard Tiger use by, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 12:00, Reply)

You'd better be good then.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 12:01, Reply)

Yeah
If not you will get taken behind the bins and duffed up by Monty wearing a Tucker Jenkins jacket
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 12:03, Reply)

Forgive me if I don't trust you initially,
I've been hurt before.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Jul 2013, 12:03, Reply)

I've got plenty of lube
and time on my hands..
(Mustard Tiger use by, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 12:07, Reply)

Alright Mustard Tiger
Assuming you lurked for a bit, what have you learned about the people on here?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 12:09, Reply)

If you're going to fit in, Musto old boy, this is the point where you call Battered a cunt.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 12:20, Reply)

Gotta go grab some food sorry
I'm a firm fence sitter and avoid forming opinions on people I don't really know, maybe ask me in a couple of weeks when I've had a chance to piss some people off yeh
(Mustard Tiger use by, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 12:22, Reply)

You're all cunts

(Mustard Tiger use by, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 12:24, Reply)

+ h

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 12:41, Reply)

\o/

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 12:03, Reply)

+s

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 12:01, Reply)