So property eh?
Like where you are?
Hate it?
Want to do stuff to it but can't?
Or is it not important to you where you live?

I don't care a fucking jolt. Just needed an excuse for an evening thread.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 19:54, 62 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I absolutely love living here.
I've no desire to be anywhere else but tough shizzle eh. In an ideal world I'd move to one of the two beds in the same block. It's only bricks and mortar but as I've achieved fuck all else bar my lovely missus and my kid in my life it fucking hurts to admit defeat. Boo hoo, shut up etc.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 19:59, Reply)

As we have discussed. You (admittedly lifestyle dependent to an extent) have enough years yet to work your way in to somewhere you really like.
I know what it's like, what with the divorce I'm starting again in a number of ways, including property. You're 40, not 60. Plenty of time. Although it does feel shit.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 20:06, Reply)

also
there are currently two pricks dining al fresco in the courtyard, wooden chopsticks, champagne flutes etc. There's rubble everywhere due to works. Tossers.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 20:13, Reply)

Punch them and steal their booze.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 20:14, Reply)

I have a great house
It was a tactical buy looking to milk the new redevelopment plans in my fair city, fucking crash of 2008 it should be worth 7 times the value I paid :(
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 20:11, Reply)

Are in you in negative equity*?
* stupid expression. I mean do you owe more on it than its current value?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 20:13, Reply)

Nahh.... far from it, it's still worth twice as much as I paid for it.
1880's Victorian town house three floors and a cellar..... it just pissed me off that that I moved here as part of a master plan
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 20:17, Reply)

Mine is 1920
But build is very much Edwardian.

Where did you expect the price to go, and why?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 20:24, Reply)

Shifting of the city centre. The lace market developments. new travel links
should by all rights = £'s
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 20:27, Reply)

Fair enough
I have a gaff waiting for a station to open on the Leeds commuter line that was scheduled for 2010.

They've dug the station car park out...
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 20:31, Reply)

any where near the HS2 link?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 20:32, Reply)

North Side
Apperley Bridge
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 20:38, Reply)

They've not even started work at Low Moor yet, and that's been in the pipeline for just as long.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 20:35, Reply)

GVP \o/
let me guess since about 2008?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 20:37, Reply)

I'm told that Low Moor isn't going to happen for a LONG time.
There may be a station at Hipperholme before Low Moor.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 20:42, Reply)

my brother has transformed his house
It looks amazing. After five years in there he'd be lucky to get what he paid for it. Poor sod.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 20:19, Reply)

Bet it's got a huge wine rack.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 20:23, Reply)

wine sword
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 20:28, Reply)

I have seen a house two doors from me converted to a 5 bed. with two en-suites
cost the owner 67K and put only 17K on the property value.... he asked for my advice numerous times and completely ignored the plain common sense I told him at the time.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 20:24, Reply)

CSB.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 20:29, Reply)

I NOES

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 20:30, Reply)

Always baffles me why people spend years getting houses exactly how they want them, and then promptly moving out.
Stupid cunts.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 20:40, Reply)

Anticipated profit innit.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 20:45, Reply)

Stupid GREEDY cunts.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 20:49, Reply)

It's a passion for some people
It's like refurbishing old cars and selling them on.

There's a profit motive but it's also a sense of achievement.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 20:47, Reply)

Stupid cunts.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 20:49, Reply)

Stupid cunts who pay for my wine and cat food.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 20:51, Reply)

Top tip: charge more rent and you won't have to eat cat food.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 20:54, Reply)

Cats eat cat food. I eat wine.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 20:55, Reply)

I think he's calling you a PUSSY
....you should totes kick him in the nuts
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 20:56, Reply)

My Inspector Gadget robot leg won't stretch that far.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 20:58, Reply)

Far

Low
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 20:59, Reply)

Let me break this gently
I am a man. Yes, But not a tall man.

5'6".
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 21:01, Reply)

Thats a full 15" taller than Battered

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 21:03, Reply)

It was that or dinner at Gonz's.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 20:56, Reply)

or better known as "Pauly Pop's Plate drops"

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 20:58, Reply)

he has no plans to move

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 21:19, Reply)

what a shit thread

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 21:22, Reply)

Start a new one then
I'll tell you this though - Derek Pringle knows his music.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 21:30, Reply)

Not sure if I can be arsed
George Benson led me to this though

www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRBHSkXWPCs

Minnie had a voice that was great, but a face made for Vinyl
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 21:32, Reply)

I doubt if I'll be much longer for this world tonight
That sort of shite doesn't help.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 21:36, Reply)

World?
You OK TD?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 21:37, Reply)

Need an employee
Starting was very easy compared to expanding. The business is there but taking it to a bigger level is scary.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 21:42, Reply)

Depends on what you need
what do you need?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 21:46, Reply)

A very precise concientious individual, prepared to travel, with excellent customer service skills

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 21:54, Reply)

He's made some good choices

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 22:06, Reply)

Bought this one as a do-up and sell
When I bought it the kitchen had fallen into the cellar and virtually all the ground floor joists were rotten to some extent.

I was looking at a few years work and profit but I can't sell. I've learned to love this house and it's now the HQ of the TD empire.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 20:19, Reply)

This thread is like ceefax
so get retro and grab some teletex music

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rwHp34HR7Q
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 20:39, Reply)

You really are a prick.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 20:44, Reply)

YES

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 20:47, Reply)

Where's my gin?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 20:48, Reply)

Still gathering dust in the cellar I'm afraid
By the looks of things unless I can come up with a corporate excuse to get to London I wont be in London till 2014 :(
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 20:50, Reply)

Reread my post. I was asking where the gin was. Not you. Ever heard of a courier service?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 20:53, Reply)

I didn't think Sportscow offered a catering service

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 20:55, Reply)

Like where I am
Few years time might move out to seaside
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 21:35, Reply)

Move to Brighton, they have all the type of men you like
you never know you may actually convert one of them
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 21:39, Reply)

*joke about manning the harpoons here*

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 21:49, Reply)

I'm going to bed

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 21:50, Reply)

Yeah I like my place and the area
But I could do with moving to the more yurty part of the city.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 22:17, Reply)

Where's that then?
*is perplexed*
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 22:26, Reply)

aaargh
Smashing it in the juicer
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 23:24, Reply)

urgh

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 0:08, Reply)