Hang on,
The RR Martin fella is coming to Oxford to visit the eagle and child, cos its where Tolkien and CS Lewis used to chill. But it's all a big secret, because he doesn't want a bunch of dickheads asking him for autographs and demanding he write more. I should definitely find a way to ruin his visit, especially as I'm leaving the company
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 11 Jul 2013, 9:20, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

On St Giles?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 9:21, Reply)

No, the one on the fucking moon,

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 11 Jul 2013, 9:21, Reply)

wow you really are grumpy this morning

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 9:23, Reply)

Yeah, sox.
But you're right about st. Giles.

It's a horrible fucking Nicholsons now, the beer is too cold and the staff are all moron kids.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 11 Jul 2013, 9:26, Reply)

You wouldn't think Nicholson's pubs were horrible if the best thing M&B offered you were Ember Inns
/shitcityblog
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 9:27, Reply)

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaaaahahahaahahahahhhahahahahaha.
Ember.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 11 Jul 2013, 9:30, Reply)

:(

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 9:31, Reply)

Where are you?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 11 Jul 2013, 9:32, Reply)

You never remember this, no matter how often I tell you.
Sometimes I wonder if you care about my feelings at all.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 9:34, Reply)

Sorry.
I just try and forget places like Coventry exist.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 11 Jul 2013, 9:37, Reply)

You might like it here
Fighting at taxi ranks is part of the local culture.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 9:38, Reply)

I almost got in a fight yesterday actually,

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 11 Jul 2013, 9:43, Reply)

Oh Windy.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 9:46, Reply)

Its ok he was squaking at a mirror like a fiesty parrot

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 9:47, Reply)

It's alright, I walked away.guy was a dick though.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 11 Jul 2013, 10:02, Reply)

Sorry, who are you again?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 9:37, Reply)

I... I'm...


no one, it doesn't matter :'(
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 9:40, Reply)

beard-o
beard-o
beard-o

I'll give you a clue, you have a beard.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 9:41, Reply)

TV japester Jeremy Beadle?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 9:48, Reply)

YOU@RE SOMEONE TO ME YOU NOSE FLUITE PLAYING WOMAD WANKER
gimme a "hemp hug"
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 9:42, Reply)

You're just after some of this organic weed, aren't you?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 9:47, Reply)

Turn up lashed out of your head, quaffing a flagon of 'ayle' and kick his cock off.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 9:25, Reply)

And call him Ser instead of Sir

( Peej, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 9:58, Reply)