i read that as a hornful of meat
probably because his name is mince
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 9:34, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

this is your sub-conscience telling you to eat a burger

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 9:36, Reply)

i bet my personal trainer/dietician tells me exactly that
my friend sam has done a similar programme, and when she told her guy about me, and said, could she do the paleo diet if she's veggie, his sympathetic response was: tell her to get over it, we're bloody omnivores.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 9:39, Reply)

you've got a hornful of meat all over your face.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 9:36, Reply)

or what your grandma used to call "thursday morning"

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 9:39, Reply)

she'd never speak with her mouthful
so it shows what you know!!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 9:41, Reply)

to be fair, just one cock wouldn't fill it anyway

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 9:42, Reply)

You want to see the goatse pictures.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 9:45, Reply)

i truely do

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 9:45, Reply)

underscoopfire.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Sarlacc-Pit.jpg
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 9:49, Reply)

yes but her mouth wasn't full
when she had three dirty vikings rubbing their horns full of meat all over her schnozz
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 9:43, Reply)