I always enjoy people's barely-repressed lust being expressed via schoolyard level teasing for everyone to see.

( Kroney, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 10:53, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

*pulls hair and runs away*

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 10:56, Reply)

Do you think Battered has a chance now that he has no ties?
I mean, think about it, 'Swipe gets to play mummy without baring the pain of childbirth, she could be a proper good step-mum I think, lots of practice with the neeces and nethews. Her friends are starting to be that age too. He could keep her in the lifestyle she's accustomed too, and know that she's not gold digging because she's alright finanically before they've gotten on.

I think it would be awquard at first, but it could possibly work. They'll probably tell each other it's 'ironic' or 'wouldnt it be so wroooong if....', but they'll get used to it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 10:59, Reply)

the problem is
that my vagina would rather turn itself inside out than go near his weeny weiner, gonz
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 11:06, Reply)

What, you mean currently it all hangs out down round your knees?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 11:06, Reply)

no
that's my tits
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 11:07, Reply)

I'd rather cut my cock off than go anywhere near your smelly garage.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 11:07, Reply)

This constant denial really isn't fooling anybody, you know.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 11:18, Reply)

You can build on this though, many relationships start off a lot worst.
Start off with a glory hole and see where you end up.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 11:18, Reply)

They do go to great lengths to cover up the sordid affair they have been having.
Now that he's a free man I reckon he should just come clean and tell the class.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 11:10, Reply)