the problem with holidays in the uk,
is that you are often surrounded by unpleasant, fat, council estate proles,
at least if you go to an expensive enough resort or hotel, you can avoid them.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 11 Jul 2013, 12:56, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

The trick is to go somewhere with fuck all there.
Oiks can't stand to be too far from McDonalds/arcades/pubs selling blue alcopops/etc.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:01, Reply)

^this.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:03, Reply)

we went to the isle of wight last year,
that was lovely, i don't think i saw a single peasant the entire week, excpet for the kid taking the money on the car park, but that's alright.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:06, Reply)

lots of dead pheasants along the m40, this time of year

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:10, Reply)

i love the m40,

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:12, Reply)

I prefer the M41a
Film ref ^
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:16, Reply)

It would bring you straight to me.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:16, Reply)

Depends which bit you go to.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:11, Reply)

i love going to our place in the winter much more than in the summer
all the massive beaches and cliffs are totally empty, it's really stunning
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:07, Reply)

Thanks for the invite, I'll be happy with the spare room.
See you in January.
( Kroney, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:13, Reply)

yeah,
maybe next time you're there you could throw yourself off one of the beautiful cliffs.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:13, Reply)

pfffft
it's a tiny little new cottage that gives a bit of income, not a fancy chateau. i could jump off a rock for you, but definitely not worth a cliff top plunge.

of course, daddy's 13 bedroom palace in LA is another story...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:17, Reply)

ha,
i'm not really the sort to be jealous of money. although an LA bash with only the best b3tans would be a great idea.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:24, Reply)

hell yes
all we need now is a house, some flights, and the best b3tans.

sorted.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:45, Reply)