worse than that
it masquerades as something nice, so you think you have a nice portion of chips, only to find it's fucking plantain, food of the devil
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 14:28, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

You told me that you use it on your Xmas hols
to get rid of the taste of black dick.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 14:30, Reply)

+e

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 14:33, Reply)

I like plantain.

( Kroney, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 14:30, Reply)

yeah this lot are dicks

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 14:31, Reply)

My first question on food is always "does swipe hate it?"
If so, then I go out and try it immediately, because it's probably delicious.
( Kroney, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 14:34, Reply)

you boys are just wrong
stunned put me in charge of sweet stuff on sat, which won't bother monty. i was going to buy jelly babies for kroney, especially for kroney. NOW he's getting tesco value ones. HA.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 14:37, Reply)

There is only one person "in charge"
and that's me.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 14:40, Reply)

Alright Bruce Forsyth

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 14:42, Reply)

mmm
hot
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 14:50, Reply)

chips are shit

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 14:32, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2014194
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 14:34, Reply)

proper chips, smothered in spicy salt and vinegar
and dipped in garlic or chilli mayo, are one of the finest things this planet has to offer.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 14:37, Reply)

Other people's chips are the only acceptable ones to eat
I lose interest as soon as I have my own.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 14:41, Reply)

Your one of those are you?
Thought as much.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 14:42, Reply)

He is totally one of those.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 14:44, Reply)

Shh don't tell my wife.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 14:59, Reply)

you mean, a woman?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 14:50, Reply)