Crewe is a contender.
I had an hour there when I had to change trains coming back from a pal's wedding.

I decided to go for a wander and a local pint. Dear God what a depressing shithole.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:54, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

crewe station is awful
the only place to eat around there is subway

but it has one massive thing in its favour. IT'S NOT STOKE.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:55, Reply)

Our receptionist once booked me into a hotel in Stone, rather than Stoke
Good curry in Stone
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:57, Reply)

Well Stoke isn't Wolverhampton.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:58, Reply)

well, where is?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:05, Reply)

There's a McDonalds round the corner

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:08, Reply)

if you throw a dart at a map of the UK there's a better than average chance there's a Maccy Ds round the corner from where it hits.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:09, Reply)

not in wilmslow, darling
it turned into a strada
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:10, Reply)

Strada, eh?
One rung up the chain franchise ladder.
( Kroney, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:11, Reply)

I don't even know what a Strada is
apart from a dodgy old Fiat saloon.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:19, Reply)

It's similar to a Zizzi's

( Kroney, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:20, Reply)

do you think they know that's french for "cock"?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:21, Reply)

Mid-market Shitalian chain.
Think 'Cafe Rouge' but Eyetie. Think 'shit'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:24, Reply)

clickin dis

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:09, Reply)