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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Fuck that shit, it's Sunday, it's glorious out and the cricket's on.
Go outside or sutin.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 14 Jul 2013, 11:16,
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Laptop in garden mate.
Beat of both.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sun 14 Jul 2013, 11:26,
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I have done my 'Man chores' for the day
I've installed and wired in a security light, dug up and removed a small tree stump in preparation for gravelling an area of garden, cut out a shitload of ivy and removed 80% of an ingrown/overgrown blackthorn in a hedge.
I shall now go out to play guitar, sing and drink heavily.
There will be a barbecue later which will include steak, chicken and marinated pork loin.
I will not, under any circumstances be watching/listening to/be any way involved in cricket.
Cricket is gay.
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 14 Jul 2013, 12:41,
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Gone to the pub to watch the end of the cricket.
It's all a bit nervy.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 14 Jul 2013, 14:07,
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woohooo!
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 14 Jul 2013, 14:29,
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Indeed.
I'm now watching the film about intergalactic cricket referees on ITV2.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 14 Jul 2013, 17:43,
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14 runs. Closer than I would have liked.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 14 Jul 2013, 18:44,
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Any update on the garden furniture situation?
I'd like to think you'd have drawn up a list of potential suspects by now.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 14 Jul 2013, 19:01,
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I think. It was one of Rory's Romany relatives.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 14 Jul 2013, 19:27,
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*something about caravans and daags*
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 14 Jul 2013, 19:57,
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Clothes pegs, tarmac and lucky white heather.
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Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 14 Jul 2013, 20:03,
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or 'dinner' as Rory's kids know it.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 14 Jul 2013, 20:15,
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Hedgehogs cooking on an open fire......
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Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 14 Jul 2013, 20:29,
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been outside all day drinking
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Sun 14 Jul 2013, 20:43,
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