Natural size for Western society, innit.
If we were all out foraging and/or hunting, we'd probably lose the pounds pretty quickly. As it is the spoils of other people's labour are dumped on a conveyor belt leading to our collective maw.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 15 Jul 2013, 16:55, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

The majority of the population are not obese.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 15 Jul 2013, 17:02, Reply)

is

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Jul 2013, 17:12, Reply)

*pulls up chair*
eeexcellent
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Jul 2013, 17:13, Reply)

I'm in a black, thundering mood.
My boss won't let me leave 'early' (it's not exactly fucking early now) to see my little girl on her birthday. I will never forgive the cunt for this. Never.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Jul 2013, 17:15, Reply)

what an absolute bastard twat
he's a tool.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Jul 2013, 17:16, Reply)

He has no idea how much of a bad idea this is.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Jul 2013, 17:17, Reply)

the awful thing is, it's not as if you ask him for much
or take the piss, or even as if it were your own birthday - it's a little girl that he's disappointing. urgh.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Jul 2013, 17:18, Reply)

The fucking cunt.
I will make him pay one way or another. The hateful, nasty little cunt.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Jul 2013, 17:19, Reply)

Threaten to resign.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 15 Jul 2013, 17:20, Reply)

If the bloke's that much of a prick
then he might sack Monty for issuing the threat.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 15 Jul 2013, 17:21, Reply)

Imagine the worst prick you've ever enountered.
Now double it.


Now double it again.


You are still nowhere near.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Jul 2013, 17:22, Reply)

*Looks at Monty's profile page*
Nope, you're right...

Seriously though, what an abject cock.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 15 Jul 2013, 17:24, Reply)

I want to ram a screwdriver into his fucking neck.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Jul 2013, 17:21, Reply)

it's basically just being nasty because it's the only bit of power he's got

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Jul 2013, 17:27, Reply)

Careful now, sounds a bit omnimious.
They don't let you outta jail either for things like that.

How about saying to him "It's up to you, I can give you notice now that i'll be leaving early that day, or I can just walk out on the day. Don't care either way, but i'm outta here."
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 15 Jul 2013, 17:35, Reply)