which is silly really, have you seen how fucking hilly it is?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 17:40, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

( wanderlust, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 17:52, Reply)

If I don't some kind of fucking prize for this you are all utter cunts


....is what Monty would prolly say at this juncture.
( wanderlust, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 17:54, Reply)

I get this.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 16 Jul 2013, 17:56, Reply)

2nd worst Bond after Brosnan.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 17:57, Reply)

Don't fucking start.
It's in the top three films you knob. Live and Let Die, Goldfinger - if you were wondering.
( wanderlust, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 18:00, Reply)

Bloody terrible. Best Bonds in order:
Craig.
Connery.
Dalton
Moore.
Lazenby.
Brosnan.

Considering how the character was portrayed in the original books.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 18:05, Reply)

I am excluding Holness on the radio and Niven's spoof

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 18:06, Reply)

I also rate Dalton quite highly.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 16 Jul 2013, 18:07, Reply)

Why did they drop him after only two films?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 18:10, Reply)

They didn't,
There was a massive rights issue over the ownership of the franchise which lead to a five or six year gap between films; by the time it was resolved he decided himself he didn't want to do another one as his contract had (I think) lapsed.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 16 Jul 2013, 18:12, Reply)

Ah.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 18:13, Reply)

I have an excellent Bond films reference book.
Only goes up to Die Another Day, though.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 16 Jul 2013, 18:15, Reply)

What's your view on Craig versus Connery?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 18:19, Reply)

I prefer Craig I think.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 16 Jul 2013, 18:23, Reply)

I think quite a lot of those who've read the books / understand the genre properly prefer him. More human.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 18:27, Reply)

QoS was a bit poor though.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 18:31, Reply)

Yeah, I've only seen that one once.
It's on the shelf for completeness though.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 16 Jul 2013, 18:54, Reply)

bronson was great in goldeneye, and die another day

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 18:32, Reply)

BULLSHIT.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 18:36, Reply)

Goldeneye = best bond EVA

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 18:48, Reply)

Now you're just trolling.
Fail.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 18:58, Reply)

KENDALLLLL

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 19:01, Reply)

the effects ands fights in the early ones are laughable

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 18:26, Reply)

So is YM.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 18:28, Reply)

but seriously they are shit, somtimes you can see they've speeded up a car chase

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 18:31, Reply)

Yes, but consider when they were made. Nearly 50 years ago.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 18:32, Reply)

who cares? I wasn't alive and compared to modern movies they look rubbish
When they were made is irrelevant.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 18:34, Reply)

Nah, the worst Bond chase and special effect
is the crappy CGI glacier melting and parachute surfboarding in Die Another Day.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 18:34, Reply)

You're right that CGI was very poor.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 18:38, Reply)

Went to see it at the cinema, everyone was like "WTF was that shit?"
Thing is Bond stunts should be real, if it goes CGI it's just another action movie.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 18:47, Reply)

Connery's still alive, it's not too late for them to make the equivalent of The Five Doctors.
In space, with Jaws and Dolly.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 18:32, Reply)

what is this?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 18:25, Reply)

can some one answer this please
Thx
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 18:38, Reply)