Also, drinking. There's rarely any point in seeing Jonny's meaningless architectural doodles when sober.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 15:14, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Quite so

( wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 15:15, Reply)

Lusty, is it true that Monty only has one bollock?
Assuming that this is the real Lusty?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 15:19, Reply)

Of course it's Lusty
Who else could it possibly be?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 15:22, Reply)

Apparently it's Rory.
He's been selling white heather, and jacking off to his One Direction dvd.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 15:25, Reply)

Best of all the hobbies.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 15:30, Reply)

Which one?
He gets paid for the heather, so theoretically, it's a job. Of sorts.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 15:32, Reply)

Trudat.
Must be the 1d stuff, then.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 15:38, Reply)

+ the other one is in the Albert Hall?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 15:25, Reply)

No it isn't.
What *is* true, however, is that you are such massive fucking Deacon that Justin Welby recently approached you with an offer of being made Archdeacon.
( wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 15:37, Reply)

In that case
is it true that due to his advanced years Monty has now managed to draw an accurate scale on his inner thigh that enables him to correctly judge the temperature by the dangle of his aged scrotum
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 15:56, Reply)

I'm very surprised you haven't given 'Lusty' a loltastic sig by now.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 15:23, Reply)

Because he wishes his genitals to remain in their current condition?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 15:26, Reply)

^ This ^
I'm glad I had a few inside me when I went to the Tate Modern in St. Ives......However the air conditioning was appreciated*


*I hope Monty doesn't pick this up for a Sig.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 15:17, Reply)

I quite enjoyed the Tate Modern in St Ives.
Enjoyed it as much as one can these places.

Didn't like having to pay, mind - in London that sort of shit's free, and rightly so.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 15:29, Reply)

Modern art is really not my cup of tea TBH
But wifey wanted to go in who am I to stand in her way?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 15:50, Reply)

You are the MAN double H
you should have clocked her one and gone to the pub
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 15:55, Reply)

I wanted to throw my stuff up her later that night
I'm not completely stupid

EDIT: I did have a couple in the "Sloop" before we went in
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 15:58, Reply)

I bet it never happened though did it Double H
She was tired after a day slogging round the gallery that she just wanted a cuddle and a good nights sleep.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:03, Reply)