he told me that grace isn't her real name

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 20:26, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

No I didn't.
I'm sticking my handsome neck out here to confirm that yes, my pet hamster is indeed named Grace.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 20:35, Reply)

you told me that you call her "The Taker"

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 20:39, Reply)

No I didn't.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 20:39, Reply)

yeah you did
you said it was ironic because it was mostly your ass doing the taking

and i pointed out that she ingests enough of your pooflakes for it to count
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 20:53, Reply)

I 'said it was ironic'?
Check the OT meme spreadsheet for my reputation, yeah?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 20:54, Reply)

i don't do excel
it's for cunts
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 20:55, Reply)

Which is why Al maintains his spreadsheet of quotes/ memes/ posts etc.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 20:56, Reply)

: (

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 20:59, Reply)

except you
now answer me this

do i:

i - stay at work and finish this complex letter/piece of advice
ii - go join my friends in hoxton (miles away from home)
iii - go home

???
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 21:08, Reply)

i) fo sho
Get one of your paralegals to do it.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 21:13, Reply)

i) do a draft, go home and review first thing tomorrow.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 21:16, Reply)

Then get a peon to do the rest.
Call it 'training'.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 21:17, Reply)

Go home, but then I've not slept in 2 years, which makes you lazy!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 21:23, Reply)

+ land.

You can call me Al.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 20:46, Reply)

He told me it was Splenic Flexure.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 20:36, Reply)