I live for the moment so for now I am waiting for 4pm, when I can go home, see my little girl and then go out and enjoy Friday evening

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:17, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

so basically dump the kid on your wife and go get cunted?
silky skills. even i could consider that kind of parenting.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:21, Reply)

babysitter tonight, got the work company ball, black tie in town...i quite want to sack it off for a seat outside the pub on the river

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:25, Reply)

I can just imagine you sitting with a little frown of concentration waiting...waiting.....just willing the hand the move a bit faster

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:22, Reply)

I imagine you staring and the fresh turd that you've just dropped onto the floor wondering whether to eat it of rub it over your bloated corpus

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:31, Reply)

If by fresh turd you mean mini mint feast
and dropped on the floor as just got out of the freezer and of rub it over your bloated corpus as it will help cool me down......
then yes, yes your spot on
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:37, Reply)

i shouldn't be laughing at this

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:40, Reply)

Reminds you of the good old days eh?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:41, Reply)

laughing getting a wide-on like a yawning hippo
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:41, Reply)

YATTA

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:46, Reply)

gazuntight

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:46, Reply)