1. Not taking any pricks along
2. No wacky games
3. No stupid 'man' activities, e.g. shooting, etc.
4. In fact just restrict yourselves to drinking
5. I'll need some weed as well
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:41, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

6. No stupid costumes.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:43, Reply)

Christ, that shouldn't even need saying.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:44, Reply)

Amsterdam is your friend

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:44, Reply)

Indeed it is, Harters
Indeed it is.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:45, Reply)

I went on a stag do back in 2006
I was expecting a seedy shit hole I was quite pleasantly surprised that it was such a lovely and cultured city
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:49, Reply)

i'm sure a load of fat middle aged brummies on the piss ensured that remained the case...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:54, Reply)

I really don't think that I qualify for any of the above
unless 42 is middle aged?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 15:01, Reply)

no it's not, far too expensive

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:45, Reply)

Amsterdam is everyone's friend.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:45, Reply)

Only during the week
At the weekend it is full of LADZ on stag nights... or as I like to refer to them CUNTS.

During the week you get all the sights sounds and pretty dutch girls
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:48, Reply)

7. No strippers.
Vulgar.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:47, Reply)