You could fit a fucking huge wasp between yours.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 15:01, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

A whole white Anglo-saxon protestant?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 15:03, Reply)

with room for a long boat

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 15:07, Reply)

the "Queen Mary 2"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 15:09, Reply)

now you're just being inaccurate
i have an annoyingly small arse and part of the personal trainer's job is to bulk it out so i can actually wear jeans that aren't from the teenage boy section
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 15:09, Reply)

So what you're saying is, you're in the habit of getting into teenage boys' pants?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 15:10, Reply)

And - just to clarify for the sake of interest - that's a BAD thing, right?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 15:19, Reply)

Yes and no
given that "teenager" covers both legal and illegal ages.
Would tend towards "yes" to be on the safe side.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 15:22, Reply)

Very well played sir

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 15:33, Reply)