I think Kate could save the royal family if she stopped being so fucking selfish.
A couple of blurry, grainy topless shops where you could barely make out any nips? Fucking rubbish. If she wants to be princess of my heart I'm going to need to see some fully nude HD close ups.
( Peej, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 9:47, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

YEAH! Cervix or GTFO

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 9:47, Reply)

Get The Fanny Open??

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 9:48, Reply)

or
Fanny Flange
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 9:55, Reply)

Gynaecology: The Final Option

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 9:52, Reply)

The latest in the Star Trek series really scraped the barrel*
* cervix
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 9:54, Reply)

To boldly go where many men have gone before....
(from The Wrath Of YM)
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 9:57, Reply)

The VERY least she can do
Is film herself fingering her bumhole while she flicks her bean, leading to her gushing all over her sheets. Call me an old-fashioned traditionalist, but that's just the way I am.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 9:49, Reply)

Exactly. Our taxes pay for that bumhole and I expect it to be fingered!

( Peej, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 9:50, Reply)

I would've like to have heard the sound of breaking membrane
but you can't be everywhere at once, can you.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 9:51, Reply)

Nick Lowe's zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 22 Jul 2013, 10:11, Reply)

Officelol.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 9:52, Reply)