My name shall remain a secret through the ages.
Alt: lady pig has one of those oil burner things, and at first I scoffed at it, but after a night of gently soothing Lavendar and some other smells, I slept better than I ever have in my life, and now swear by it like some sort of hippy cunt.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:34, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

And I get the abuse for being a yurt prick?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:35, Reply)

I know, I know.
I'm ashamed of myself.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:36, Reply)

I usually burn some herbs to help me sleep.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:37, Reply)

herbs witches
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:41, Reply)

i want to like lavender
i have a l'occitane bedding perfume spray, and i want my bed to smell all nice and sleepy. but it just smells a bit like old ladies to me (without the piss). i wonder if it would work with a different scent?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:38, Reply)

I neither know nor care which scents do what.
Lady pig just decides what mood I'm in and what will help, I'm sure it's all absolute hillocks, but my brain has decided it helps me relax.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:40, Reply)

the worst case scenario is that your bedroom smells nice
so win, really
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:40, Reply)

Yup.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:43, Reply)

lavender reminds me of old women

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:39, Reply)

snap

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:40, Reply)

osteoporosis lols

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:41, Reply)

THAT word you spell correctly
you googled it, didn't you??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:42, Reply)

NO*



*yes
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:44, Reply)

I use lavender oil to help me sleep. Definitely works.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:44, Reply)

Well, as you're a doctor it must be true

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:45, Reply)

How are things winders? When do you finish at the boozer?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:47, Reply)

sleep finger dog's bumholes
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:45, Reply)

I'm not a mod.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:47, Reply)

poor biscuit : (

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:49, Reply)

haha
B3th's removed the picture of Biscuit, but the surprised look on his face looks like it was being fingered as the shot was taken
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 12:02, Reply)

: (

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 22 Jul 2013, 12:20, Reply)

Don't worry B3thy Boo every lurcher I have ever seen
has that complete look of surprise about them
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 12:30, Reply)

I KNOW YOUR NAME
It's MARGARET!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 12:00, Reply)