christ Nakers,
you buy these clothes? you're the sort of prick that gets served last at the bar in my place because i assume you're a bell end.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:28, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

i assume
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:33, Reply)

It's for that exact reason that I go everywhere naked
I get served immediately. Mainly because they want me to leave.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:33, Reply)

i wish i was naked, this office is sweltering.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:34, Reply)

I'm at home
And I'm not wearing trousers!! Imagine that!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:35, Reply)

*imagines that*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:36, Reply)

Then do what you feel is natural and right
and get those Duracell knackers out, like God intended.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:36, Reply)

I agree with this
Although I would've gone with 'brass clappers'
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:37, Reply)

Is that the origin of the famous phrase?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:39, Reply)

No

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:40, Reply)

I'll bet you would!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:40, Reply)

I'm not ashamed

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:40, Reply)

this seems a little unfair
/ac
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:36, Reply)

the way you choose to dress says a lot about you,
people make snap judgements based on it and it's not always easy to change their minds. The sort of people i see regularly in polo necks and salmon trousers are monumental hooray henry types, with no sense of social etiquette and a stuck up attitude. So, i see someone in that uniform, it is safer to assume that they are going to be the same and treat them accordingly, than risk giving them the benefit of the doubt everytime and have someone be rude at me.

Although, please consider this is only at work. If i was personally introduced to someone in a social context dressed so, i would give them the time of day, because at least in a social situation, i have the oppurtunity to leave, or talk to someone else, where as at work, they are thrust upon me.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:45, Reply)

i'd thrust myself upon you all day

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:46, Reply)

are you a duck?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:47, Reply)

one letter out

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:48, Reply)

don't mess I'm mallard in real life

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:49, Reply)

ma du
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:50, Reply)

lard formed
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:52, Reply)

mallard a monumental hooray henry type, with no sense of social etiquette and a stuck up attitude
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:53, Reply)

citation needed

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:54, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2026320
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:55, Reply)

The only thing I've been stuck up is your mum

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:57, Reply)

leave, or talk to someone else, where as at work, they are thrust upon me deck the muthafuckah outside a minicab office
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:49, Reply)