alright
Now that Swipochompgate has blown over and the dust has settled, how about we all just play fluffeh from now on, eh? Don't make me confiscate your SNES.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 19:10, 145 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

shut up

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 19:13, Reply)

aw, Monts, you irascible ephebophile.
You can shut the fuck up yirsel, ken?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 19:15, Reply)

NO REAL NAMES

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 19:18, Reply)

soz Kenneth

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 19:19, Reply)

shit nig my telly's on the way out
Colour is dying and everything looks fucking sepia
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 19:27, Reply)

sad times bruv
You can pick up a new telly pretty cheaply though innit ma dawg.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 19:29, Reply)

not cheap enough for this dawg, G

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 19:31, Reply)

hey nigga nigga yo
Can you not call in a debt?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 19:32, Reply)

There is fuck all on worth watching anyway.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 19:37, Reply)

he should watch some DVD boxsets on his laptop
Perhaps The Wire, or Breaking Bad.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 19:39, Reply)

ha ha
Yeah big bang theory and how I met your mother. They're so kooky and cult!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 20:06, Reply)

Big Bang Theory is about as funny as Leukaemia

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 20:09, Reply)

slightly less so

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 20:09, Reply)

I didn't want to be too harsh, this is a fluffeh kittumz thread after all

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 20:11, Reply)

Get a replacement from free cycle.
If you're lucky, you might get a nice one, based on the number of idiots who seem obsessed with the latest thing.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 20:23, Reply)

Sell it to a local hipster
Then listen to the radio instead.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 19:44, Reply)

like a hipster

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 20:14, Reply)

I was more Megadrive anyway
Like I was with YD
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 19:15, Reply)

I was more Game Boy, which, according to Monty's dad, you very much were.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 19:18, Reply)

I'm always game, me

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 19:22, Reply)

that's the joke.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 19:25, Reply)

i missed this what happened did someone fuck someone

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 19:32, Reply)

Badly, yes.
A hump n' dump of an emotionally fragile woman. An utter lack of gallantry, hygiene and adult literacy.

Quite the tragedy.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 19:34, Reply)

it sounds like there might be another side to this story

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 19:41, Reply)

a comedy side?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 19:43, Reply)

i dunno

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 19:59, Reply)

You are incredibly succinct.
Do you write for a living?
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 24 Jul 2013, 21:45, Reply)

alright edj /ac

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 21:54, Reply)

Mr Boyce I've resisted using this colloquial greeting so far but
I've no real idea why.
So Alright Mr Boyce
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 24 Jul 2013, 22:00, Reply)

I'm a highly skilled copywriter

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 21:56, Reply)

DAMN YOU BATSGIRL !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 19:36, Reply)

rip flibz :(

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 19:42, Reply)

So long 4ruthur *salutes*

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 20:08, Reply)

:(((((

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 20:12, Reply)

Get fucked

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 19:41, Reply)

go stick a sailfish up your cock and shit out a tuna.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 19:42, Reply)

Fluffy is dull.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 20:35, Reply)

Like music chat.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 20:36, Reply)

unlike YM

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 20:37, Reply)

You are saying that my mother is good fun? She'll be thrilled to know that.
Nothing she likes more than entertaining jock midgets who are like Wee Jimmy Krankie with Down's after a 'life changing' disco biscuit.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 20:44, Reply)

POST. OF. THE. MONTH.
10/10.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 20:45, Reply)

That's quite a honour.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 20:48, Reply)

Deserved.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 20:56, Reply)

KAPOWWWW

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 21:11, Reply)

Give us a joke Jeff.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 20:37, Reply)

Sorry, I don't know any jokes.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 20:42, Reply)

Indeed. What's happening Jeff? All good?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 20:37, Reply)

Busy and ill.
Aside from that. All good!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 20:42, Reply)

Ill? What's wrong you flappy great homo?
I've been at a board meeting for the charity I was appointed to a few months ago. Really interesting. Feels good to be doing something positive for a change.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 20:43, Reply)

Just a virus, or so the Quack told me.
Should be fine in a few days.

What is the turnover of the charity?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 20:46, Reply)

8mil last year. Should be 11 this year subject to tenders.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 20:50, Reply)

Good luck with that!
I hope it's a rewarding exercise.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 20:51, Reply)

I really enjoy doing things like it. If I didn't need to work I would do a lot more.
Not to feel worthy & sometimes some of these things can be a pain, but overall I get much more out than i put in. A bit like my sexlife.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 20:54, Reply)

Don't edit that.... DOZER.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 20:54, Reply)

DJ Derek is doing his last ever outdoor show this Friday.
One for you music lovers to get excited about.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 20:41, Reply)

he's a bad old brother and no mistake

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 20:43, Reply)

He probably has the best record collection in the South West.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 20:45, Reply)

likely he does
Andy Smith has a good stash too
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 20:47, Reply)

He has also had a drink in every Wetherspoons pub in the UK.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 20:48, Reply)

tru ledge

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 20:53, Reply)

Andy Smith is excellent

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 20:52, Reply)

W'gwan?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 21:01, Reply)

Bob!
How are you?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 21:01, Reply)

Good man, moving into my new house next week, still looking for a job, you?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 21:16, Reply)

Good thanks.
Have you finished the whole teacher training thing? It's just that Monty is making noises about selling his flat, but if you got a first, then he can't sell it, he'll have to give it to you.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 21:18, Reply)

Heh heh.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 21:20, Reply)

I owe him a kidney, which fucks me up, yeah all finished but no first, met a girl and it fucked my third year s bit.
What's new on here?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 21:23, Reply)

Nothing. Nothing at all
Are you in Bristol again now?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 21:25, Reply)

Yep in Clifton now, move to Bradley stoke next week, in my own house that I own.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 21:27, Reply)

So no excuse not to attend the Brizzle pissup then.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 21:29, Reply)

When, where? I've just come back. Nice to see you've chilled out a bit...

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 21:30, Reply)

It's on the calendar. Mid August.
I'm very happy since my marriage ended.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 21:31, Reply)

Shiiiiiit
That sucks man. Condolences
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 21:34, Reply)

sup bob

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 21:03, Reply)

He lives!
Coming to the Bristol bash Bob?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 21:03, Reply)

Bob teaches kids

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 21:11, Reply)

Not until he gets a job he doesn't.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 21:19, Reply)

This, got turned down for one for not being catholic enough

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 21:23, Reply)

See your mistake was saying you wanted to teach the kids rather than fuck em.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 21:24, Reply)

Primary school ain't that sexy

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 21:28, Reply)

That's not what Bartleby says.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 21:29, Reply)

I've got 4seven on the telly
'Why don't you speak English'

It's fucking funny. A load of foreigns are being taught English by various idiots. But some of them have missed the point and are trying to introduce them to the 21st century by making 'brurr, cold' gestures when showing them where the freezer is, rather than saying 'freezer'.

For the Chinese woman it's probably more frustrating as she probably built the fucking thing in the first place.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 21:15, Reply)