i have been in the hottest meeting room in the world, listening to some boring evaluation and getting a bit of a bollocking

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:00, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

haha the old school tie works in many ways
even helping you to get gang banged by the directors
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:03, Reply)

I prefer modern ties
haha because old school also means something anachronistic yet stylish haha
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:05, Reply)

i'm not wearing a tie though...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:06, Reply)

They made you wear handcuffs AMIRITE?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:07, Reply)

of course

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:08, Reply)

I went to a two hour meeting once
The topic of which was how to cut down on the amount of time wasted having meetings. I swear to all that is holy, that I am not making this up.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:04, Reply)

we have an entire team dedicated to driving efficiency
they are actually rather good
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:05, Reply)

Is that stuff like:
"Drive your Audi without indicating - this saves time"
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:06, Reply)

The terrifying thing about those sort of initiatives
Is that no matter how much you streamline things, someone will always demand you cut back/work faster/produce more. WHERE DOES IT END?? With one single person working a 72 hour day, 15 days a week, doing the jobs of 450 people.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:07, Reply)

sounds familiar : (

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:08, Reply)

My father in law's going through this exact thing
They keep making people redundant, but not the work. Compared to 3 years ago, he's now doing the jobs of four people. Naturally, he's still on the same salary.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:13, Reply)

Is this what happened to b3ta and how we all ended up as baldmonkey?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:10, Reply)

Yes, pretty much

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:11, Reply)

someone on QOTW thinks I'm rory

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:13, Reply)

A lot of the paranoid freaks think everyone is rory.
Which is silly really, because we're all baldmonkey.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:19, Reply)