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	blah blah hurty animals blah.  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:22,
	
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	Look, as long as she doesn't talk, we'll be fine
 	She's also a vegan, which would NOT work with me.
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:23,
	
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	well you want her to ingest some meat dontcha
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:25,
	
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	If by 'ingest' you mean 'put into her vagina' and by 'meat' you mean 'my penis'
 	Then yes
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	Although I would also do her mouth and bum
 	
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	She's not all that.  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:26,
	
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	I'm sure she'll be devastated to hear this, Stunned
 	
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:28,
	
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	floods of tears
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:29,
	
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	now, see, i don't get this
 	surely that just means MOAR bacon for you?
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 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:30,
	
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	While that is technically true
 	I'm sure she'd object to me eating meat in front of her. I don't need to be lectured about my eating habits.
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:32,
	
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	You do eat like a pig though
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:33,
	
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	BE THAT AS IT MAY
 	I wish to engage in the physical act of love with Ms Honeywell, and nothing more.
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:35,
	
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	Well look, I'll put a call in to her agent.
 	But I'm not making any promises and it's up to you to clear it with Mrs Hats.
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:37,
	
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	We have already discussed this at length
 	And in the unlikely event that I'm presented with this opportunity, I have been green-lit to do so.
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:38,
	
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	she loves the pork sword.  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:32,
	
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	TH's Sweetbreads™
 	You'll wish you'd tried 'em years ago!
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