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What things have you never done, and couldn't give two shits whether you ever do them?

Alt: Have you ever thought about a member of the same sex while masturbating? Don't answer if you're a gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:18, 129 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
YM
NO
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:19, Reply)
I've never shot a gun.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:20, Reply)
ME neither.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:21, Reply)
I'd like to fire a gun actually
Not at anything living of course. I don't want to kill anything, just want to know what it's like.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:22, Reply)
It's a bit like saying driving a car, theres a whole world of difference between firearms

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:25, Reply)
Well of course
Therein lies the interest, I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:26, Reply)
I have shot a few Firearms
Some give you a mild poke in the shoulder, I have also been knocked off my feet
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:27, Reply)
OK "Michael Jackson"

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:28, Reply)
I want to try them all
ALL THE GUNS
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:28, Reply)
Haha Some of the recoils are an absolute fucker
My Fav. ever shot still has to be the Enfield .303
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:30, Reply)
I learned to shoot on one of those things.
Years and years later, went clay shooting with some friends. Woman instructor stopped me as I was aiming and said

"You've learned on rifles. You're too tense in the shoulder. You need to loosen up a bit with shotguns."

Pretty canny of her.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:50, Reply)
^This^
An Auto Barreta 391 almost dislocated my shoulder the first time I fired one
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:53, Reply)
Gun chat!

(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:54, Reply)
Seems that way

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:55, Reply)
Manliest of all the chats.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:55, Reply)
Literally the only benefit I've had from being able to shoot is that
the carnies on their air rifle shooting ranges fear my name the length and breadth of the country.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:57, Reply)
Haha
I normally can tell if the sights have been tampered with 9/10 they have.
In Canada last year I did quite a bit of hunting.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:09, Reply)
I'm not really bothered,
but then I suppose I should learn so I can be the king of Wales come the apocolypse.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:26, Reply)
Go to some impoverished nation to see "real culture" and "find myself"

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:21, Reply)
I went to Malaysia, it's not exactly poor but it got poor people in it.
Foods cheap, which is nice.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:23, Reply)
It's always about a deal with you isn't it.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:51, Reply)
I'm a bargain hunter.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:54, Reply)
The WiFi was quite patchy, but thankfully he downloaded all his vouchers before he flew out there

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:55, Reply)
Your alt could be "the wrong sex" thus including the gays
You terrible bigot.

Also 5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post2029417
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:22, Reply)
Ah, thanks
I do like Monkfish
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:24, Reply)
Tell me why

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:05, Reply)
Sking, mountain climbing, going anywhere in the Middle east & scuba diving...
(unless I had one of them helmet things)

Alt: no
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:24, Reply)
Yeah, skiing doesn't really interest me either
I'd like to go to the places where they do it, but just sit somewhere drinking hot chocolate.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:27, Reply)
Errol Brown would be happy with that

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:28, Reply)
*starts with a kiss*

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:29, Reply)
Yes, wise to wear a helmet to visit the Middle East these days

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:00, Reply)
Here's a thing
I googled "Beauchamp" and got links to Beauchamp College, Beauchamp Hotel, Beauchamp Estates etc etc

But when I clicked on "images" the images were not of places. No. They were... very much not places.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:24, Reply)
I'm in the office today
Could you give me the gist?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:25, Reply)
If they were images of places, they would be the Grand Tetons, if you catch my drift

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:28, Reply)
Cripes!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:28, Reply)
If the Grand Tetons was a major rubber plantation

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:29, Reply)
ah, Bianca Beauchamp.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 18:23, Reply)
I have never eaten Tuna

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:29, Reply)

Out u i Bruce
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:39, Reply)
Can't say I blame you really

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:40, Reply)

Yeah, that too.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:41, Reply)
Fiona, on the other hand.....

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:41, Reply)

Now you're talking
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:41, Reply)
Not now, I'm busy

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:42, Reply)
NOMNOMNOM

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:43, Reply)
Having kids. But then I'm something of a humanist.
Alt: No - I knew my sexuality from a very early age.

I have indigestion, though - I accidentally ate some gerkin, and unsurprisingly it was disgusting.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:37, Reply)
I love gherkins
Where's Boyce? Does he know about this?

www2.gibson.com/News-Lifestyle/News/en-us/Jimi-Hendrix-Biopic-to-Debut-in-September.aspx
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:38, Reply)
There was much discussion of Andre 3000's role in it a couple of days ago

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:43, Reply)
Not even
Top Ten robots
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:43, Reply)
Ah, ok

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:43, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2027229
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:44, Reply)
They could've come up with a better name for the film I'd say.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:58, Reply)
"I went to the IOW and all I got was this lousy t-shirt"?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:01, Reply)
Is that where he met Captain Hood Butter for breakfast?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:02, Reply)
How the fuck would I know that?
Jeez
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:03, Reply)
It was the high point of young Jimi's career, that.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:03, Reply)
Where's chb's Biopic, that's what I want to know.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:06, Reply)
YEAH

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:08, Reply)
With a Nig Nog Golly Wog Give-a-dog-a-bone, Hendrix by those who knew him best - his pet dogs

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:07, Reply)
I would be utterly unsurprised if this book existed

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:08, Reply)
"Listen to this, it's too good to miss, da-da da-da da-DA *farts*"

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:02, Reply)
'Hendrix's Final Hours'
aka 'The Jimi Riddle'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:04, Reply)
American Fingerer - The Jimi Hendrix Story

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:06, Reply)
SNEAKER CHAT.
Not normally being one for casual footwear, I have just purchased a pair of these:

www.jdsports.co.uk/product/puma-suede/080496/

I know. CSB.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:12, Reply)
Nice, I can't understand why they changed the name from Puma States

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:13, Reply)
I have no knowledge on this subject.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:14, Reply)
the in trainers circa 1986 was Addidas Gazelles or Puma States

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:16, Reply)
I'm wearing Adidas Gazelles RIGHT NOW
You like that, don't you? Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:17, Reply)
Like it....NO, I LOVE IT
Nice one Twoey
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:19, Reply)
\m/ (- -) \m/

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:20, Reply)
I have some Adidas gazelles in black. Find them uncomfortable, hence why I bought these.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:18, Reply)
Drop em all old school with a pair of Farrahs (with small funky slits),a Tacchini track top & a Kangol hat

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:22, Reply)
Certainly not.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:22, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:24, Reply)
Is that what they cost?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:14, Reply)
Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:14, Reply)
Nice shoes
Way more than I'd pay, myself. But then I'm a cheapskate.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:15, Reply)
Can't get a lot for 2 and 6 these days, Twoey.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:15, Reply)
True enough
I remember when you could get 5 pairs of trainers for a shilling, and STILL have enough left over for a fish supper.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:16, Reply)
Absolute classics, faultless choice there Batsy, great colour too

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:15, Reply)
It was the colour that sold them to me.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:16, Reply)
I had those in blue

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:15, Reply)
They had them in a range of colours.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:17, Reply)
typical paki

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:17, Reply)
look at my fucking red shoes!

(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:19, Reply)
Better that than a plastic fake leather jacket.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:20, Reply)

lookatmyfuckingredtrousers.blogspot.co.uk/
(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:22, Reply)
Are you not thinking of Nakers?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:23, Reply)
For the Alt?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:47, Reply)
It's Chompy, I bet his hand is clasped around his member at all times

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:49, Reply)

leather jacket penis
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:22, Reply)
Good choice.
I've been browsing the 'coming soon' range from size.co.uk

Jordan I are coming back.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:40, Reply)
Jordan IVs are in my top 5 all time favourites

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:58, Reply)
They were back last year for a limited run
You can still get 5s though.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 17:02, Reply)
What else makes up the top 5?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 17:02, Reply)
I read that as puma swede
don't google that at work
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:53, Reply)
Alt: Yes, Nigel Farage

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:14, Reply)
I wonder if he'll be in the new Jimi Hendrix movie

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:15, Reply)
Oh if I know Nige - and I MOST ASSUREDLY DO - he'll pop up somewhere in it, for sure

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:23, Reply)
I reckon he'll play Billy Cox

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:25, Reply)
The resemblance is uncanny

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:30, Reply)
I heard he wanted to change his name to Nigger Forage
for when he set up a gun club
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:16, Reply)
Ok, well that's the QOTW suggestions page filled
My work here is done
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:21, Reply)
Top work Twoey. Particularly including the word 'plinth' in one suggestion.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:25, Reply)
I also enjoy 'crocodile' and 'daffodil'

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:25, Reply)
'Androgynous' is a favourite of mine. Much underused.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:26, Reply)
Ooh, lovely
What about 'deployment'?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:27, Reply)
It's ok, but it's no 'superfluous'

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:29, Reply)
I've voted for all of them*
*Well, the top three or four, then I got bored.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:35, Reply)
I appreciate your support
x
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:36, Reply)
YM
YD
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:23, Reply)
~DATA~
www.guardian.co.uk/news/datablog/interactive/2013/jul/26/food-outlets-hygiene-interactive-map-uk
(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:27, Reply)
I've never been to me
Frankly, it just doesn't look that interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:33, Reply)
Hang on, I didn't answer the alt
Does this mean I am a gay?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 17:02, Reply)
ha ha yeah ha ha
I'm off home.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:34, Reply)
Bit rude

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:35, Reply)
I'm already home
This post has been brought to you in association with Gordon's Gin™
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:39, Reply)
Well really

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:46, Reply)
Probably happy hour somewhere.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:46, Reply)
Alt: Does thinking about ladyboys count?
Juat askin' like. No agenda. Nope. No siree bob.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:41, Reply)
Hey, what ever gets you through to the end

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:48, Reply)
happy +ing

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:50, Reply)
well quite

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:51, Reply)
Must be coming up for five on a Friday.
I've seen more life in a pair of two day old pants.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:52, Reply)
Innit.
You off to look at cars you probably won't buy this weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:53, Reply)
Nope, weekend in St Ives with the female.
Car hunting won't start for a couple of weeks, I'd have thought.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 17:00, Reply)
Be wrong
Alt: Yes, me.
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:55, Reply)
I've never been at work at this time on a Friday.
/placid city
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:55, Reply)
I am really, really flagging now.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 17:01, Reply)

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