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What things have you never done, and couldn't give two shits whether you ever do them?
Alt: Have you ever thought about a member of the same sex while masturbating? Don't answer if you're a gay.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:18,
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YM
NO
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:19,
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I've never shot a gun.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:20,
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ME neither.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:21,
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I'd like to fire a gun actually
Not at anything living of course. I don't want to kill anything, just want to know what it's like.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:22,
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It's a bit like saying driving a car, theres a whole world of difference between firearms
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:25,
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Well of course
Therein lies the interest, I suppose.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:26,
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I have shot a few Firearms
Some give you a mild poke in the shoulder, I have also been knocked off my feet
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:27,
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OK "Michael Jackson"
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:28,
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I want to try them all
ALL THE GUNS
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:28,
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Haha Some of the recoils are an absolute fucker
My Fav. ever shot still has to be the Enfield .303
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:30,
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^This^
An Auto Barreta 391 almost dislocated my shoulder the first time I fired one
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:53,
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Gun chat!
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PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:54,
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Seems that way
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:55,
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Haha
I normally can tell if the sights have been tampered with 9/10 they have.
In Canada last year I did quite a bit of hunting.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:09,
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I'm not really bothered,
but then I suppose I should learn so I can be the king of Wales come the apocolypse.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:26,
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Go to some impoverished nation to see "real culture" and "find myself"
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:21,
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I went to Malaysia, it's not exactly poor but it got poor people in it.
Foods cheap, which is nice.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:23,
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It's always about a deal with you isn't it.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:51,
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I'm a bargain hunter.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:54,
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The WiFi was quite patchy, but thankfully he downloaded all his vouchers before he flew out there
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:55,
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Your alt could be "the wrong sex" thus including the gays
You terrible bigot.
Also
5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post2029417
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:22,
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Ah, thanks
I do like Monkfish
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:24,
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Tell me why
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:05,
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Sking, mountain climbing, going anywhere in the Middle east & scuba diving...
(unless I had one of them helmet things)
Alt: no
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:24,
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Yeah, skiing doesn't really interest me either
I'd like to go to the places where they do it, but just sit somewhere drinking hot chocolate.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:27,
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Errol Brown would be happy with that
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:28,
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*starts with a kiss*
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:29,
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Yes, wise to wear a helmet to visit the Middle East these days
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:00,
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Here's a thing
I googled "Beauchamp" and got links to Beauchamp College, Beauchamp Hotel, Beauchamp Estates etc etc
But when I clicked on "images" the images were not of places. No. They were... very much not places.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:24,
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I'm in the office today
Could you give me the gist?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:25,
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If they were images of places, they would be the Grand Tetons, if you catch my drift
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:28,
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Cripes!
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:28,
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If the Grand Tetons was a major rubber plantation
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:29,
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ah, Bianca Beauchamp.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 18:23,
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I have never eaten Tuna
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:29,
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Out
u i Bruce
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:39,
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Can't say I blame you really
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:40,
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Yeah, that too.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:41,
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Fiona, on the other hand.....
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:41,
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Now you're talking
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:41,
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Not now, I'm busy
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:42,
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NOMNOMNOM
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:43,
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Having kids. But then I'm something of a humanist.
Alt: No - I knew my sexuality from a very early age.
I have indigestion, though - I accidentally ate some gerkin, and unsurprisingly it was disgusting.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:37,
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There was much discussion of Andre 3000's role in it a couple of days ago
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:43,
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Not even
Top Ten robots
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:43,
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Ah, ok
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:43,
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They could've come up with a better name for the film I'd say.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:58,
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"I went to the IOW and all I got was this lousy t-shirt"?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:01,
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Is that where he met Captain Hood Butter for breakfast?
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PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:02,
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How the fuck would I know that?
Jeez
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:03,
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It was the high point of young Jimi's career, that.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:03,
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Where's chb's Biopic, that's what I want to know.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:06,
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YEAH
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:08,
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With a Nig Nog Golly Wog Give-a-dog-a-bone, Hendrix by those who knew him best - his pet dogs
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:07,
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I would be utterly unsurprised if this book existed
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:08,
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"Listen to this, it's too good to miss, da-da da-da da-DA *farts*"
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:02,
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'Hendrix's Final Hours'
aka 'The Jimi Riddle'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:04,
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American Fingerer - The Jimi Hendrix Story
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:06,
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SNEAKER CHAT.
Not normally being one for casual footwear, I have just purchased a pair of these:
www.jdsports.co.uk/product/puma-suede/080496/I know. CSB.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:12,
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Nice, I can't understand why they changed the name from Puma States
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:13,
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I have no knowledge on this subject.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:14,
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the in trainers circa 1986 was Addidas Gazelles or Puma States
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:16,
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I'm wearing Adidas Gazelles RIGHT NOW
You like that, don't you? Eh?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:17,
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Like it....NO, I LOVE IT
Nice one Twoey
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:19,
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\m/ (- -) \m/
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:20,
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I have some Adidas gazelles in black. Find them uncomfortable, hence why I bought these.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:18,
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Drop em all old school with a pair of Farrahs (with small funky slits),a Tacchini track top & a Kangol hat
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:22,
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Certainly not.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:22,
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haha
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:24,
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Is that what they cost?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:14,
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Yes.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:14,
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Nice shoes
Way more than I'd pay, myself. But then I'm a cheapskate.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:15,
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True enough
I remember when you could get 5 pairs of trainers for a shilling, and STILL have enough left over for a fish supper.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:16,
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Absolute classics, faultless choice there Batsy, great colour too
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:15,
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It was the colour that sold them to me.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:16,
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I had those in blue
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:15,
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They had them in a range of colours.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:17,
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typical paki
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:17,
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look at my fucking red shoes!
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PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:19,
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Better that than a plastic fake leather jacket.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:20,
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Are you not thinking of Nakers?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:23,
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For the Alt?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:47,
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It's Chompy, I bet his hand is clasped around his member at all times
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:49,
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leather jacket penis
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:22,
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Good choice.
I've been browsing the 'coming soon' range from size.co.uk
Jordan I are coming back.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:40,
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Jordan IVs are in my top 5 all time favourites
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:58,
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They were back last year for a limited run
You can still get 5s though.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 17:02,
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What else makes up the top 5?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 17:02,
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I read that as puma swede
don't google that at work
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:53,
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Alt: Yes, Nigel Farage
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:14,
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I wonder if he'll be in the new Jimi Hendrix movie
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:15,
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Oh if I know Nige - and I MOST ASSUREDLY DO - he'll pop up somewhere in it, for sure
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:23,
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I reckon he'll play Billy Cox
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:25,
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The resemblance is uncanny
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:30,
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I heard he wanted to change his name to Nigger Forage
for when he set up a gun club
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:16,
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Ok, well that's the QOTW suggestions page filled
My work here is done
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:21,
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Top work Twoey. Particularly including the word 'plinth' in one suggestion.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:25,
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I also enjoy 'crocodile' and 'daffodil'
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:25,
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'Androgynous' is a favourite of mine. Much underused.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:26,
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Ooh, lovely
What about 'deployment'?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:27,
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It's ok, but it's no 'superfluous'
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:29,
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I've voted for all of them*
*Well, the top three or four, then I got bored.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:35,
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I appreciate your support
x
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:36,
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YM
YD
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Peej, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:23,
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I've never been to me
Frankly, it just doesn't look that interesting.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:33,
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Hang on, I didn't answer the alt
Does this mean I am a gay?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 17:02,
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ha ha yeah ha ha
I'm off home.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:34,
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Bit rude
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:35,
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I'm already home
This post has been brought to you in association with Gordon's Gin™
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:39,
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Well really
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:46,
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Probably happy hour somewhere.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:46,
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Alt: Does thinking about ladyboys count?
Juat askin' like. No agenda. Nope. No siree bob.
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:41,
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Hey, what ever gets you through to the end
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:48,
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happy +ing
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:50,
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well quite
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:51,
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Innit.
You off to look at cars you probably won't buy this weekend?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:53,
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Be wrong
Alt: Yes, me.
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Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:55,
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I've never been at work at this time on a Friday.
/placid city
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:55,
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I am really, really flagging now.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 17:01,
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